NATIONAL ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: PATRICK SWAYZE HAS 5 WEEKS TO LIVE  —  Patrick Swayze has five weeks to live, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned.  —  In a shocking world exclusive, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has uncovered the devastating news that the beloved Hollywood actor and dancer …

Britney Spears Earns Raves as a Dance Teacher  —  Britney Spears headed back into the dance studio Tuesday night to teach a class of 15 children.  —  And her pint-sized pupils are singing her praises.  “I like Britney,” 5-year-old Elissa Bouganim, who has taken three classes with the pop star, tells PEOPLE.

Brooklyn Beckham's Star-Studded B-Day Bash  —  His famous father was out of town, but little Brooklyn Beckham still packed in plenty of star-power for his ninth birthday party.  —  David and Victoria Beckham's oldest son celebrated his big day Tuesday at Century City Mall's Pink Taco restaurant …

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage?  She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn't even know she was carrying . . . WHICH aging actress was the celebrity guest for a fashion function and made...

Lindsay Lohan: 'I'm Back on Track'  —  Multiple car accidents, three stints in rehab and a court ordered spell at the morgue can put anyone's life into perspective.  Lindsay Lohan tells PEOPLE that the last few years of turmoil have made her more focused on acting and singing than ever.

Matthew McConaughey Launching Surf Clothing Line  —  The next time Matthew McConaughey bares his bod at the beach, he may be wearing his own designs.  —  Us Weekly has learned exclusively that the sand-and-surf-loving star, 38, is developing his own line of swim apparel named j.k. livin …

ONE-INCH RULE  —  KIMORA Lee Simmons is a nonsinging diva.  That's why she has a contract rider, like the ones used on concert tours, for personal appearances.  “She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the...

ABC wants Crawford for ‘Good,’ ‘View’  —  New DVD features rare ‘Hush’ footage  —  ABC IS HOT on Cindy Crawford.  They want her as a regular on “Good Morning America” and “The View.”  She did a great job last week on ABC and nobody can believe this beauty has turned 42.  Well, 40 is now the new... 25. ...

Hayden Panettiere's Heroes house  —  ‘Heroes’ stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are moving in together.  —  Hayden, 18, was seen house-hunting in Los Angeles last weekend and reports suggest she has already asked her co-star boyfriend, who is 12 years her senior, to live with her.

MICHAEL MUSTO as LINDSAY LOHAN as MARILYN MONROE  —  Heath Ledger died in the nude, but most of today's young female stars live in the nude, albeit while teetering on the precipice of oblivion and trying to join him there.  Whereas yesterday's sexpot Jane Fonda had to apologize just for saying the word c**t …

See Christina Aguilera's New Jewelry Ad  —  Christina Aguilera is back to work.  —  The Grammy winner, 27, has been named the new face of Stephen Webster's jewelry campaign.  —  Aguilera poses in chunky silver pieces in the vintage Alfred Hitchcock-inspired ads, which debut in the April issue of W magazine.

FAMILIAR ODOR OF HOME  —  RYDER Robinson, the 4-year-old son of Kate Hudson and Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson, knows what a grown-up party smells like.  While staying at the Raleigh in South Beach, Hudson and Ryder got into an elevator that “smelled like cigarettes and booze from the night before,” our spy said.

Pop Tarts: Jenna Jameson Gets Kinky for the Camera Dressed as Bettie Page  —  LOS ANGELES — She may recently have gotten rid of her fake breasts, but former porn princess Jenna Jameson is more than happy to wear (and promote) “fake” flesh.  —  Jameson is set to unveil …

Dannielynn Officially Declared Anna's Sole Heir  —  Anna Nicole Smith's 18-month-old daughter Dannielynn has been declared the sole heir to the former Playmate's estate.  —  Smith's attorney and companion Howard K. Stern had sought to clarify Smith's final wishes as her will was written in 2001 …

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe assigned ex-SAS guards after death threat  —  Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe is being protected by four former SAS bodyguards after he received a death threat from a stalker.  —  His every move is being watched during filming for the sixth movie in the series …