Brooklyn Beckham Celebrates 9th Birthday With Batman  —  Victoria Beckham took her two sons and one little Batman out to see The Spiderwick Chronicles in honor of Brooklyn's 9th Birthday yesterday in LA. How freaking adorable is Cruz in his costume that — of course — matches his mom's dress and Birkin?

Britney Spears Earns Raves as a Dance Teacher  —  Britney Spears headed back into the dance studio Tuesday night to teach a class of 15 children.  —  And her pint-sized pupils are singing her praises.  “I like Britney,” 5-year-old Elissa Bouganim, who has taken three classes with the pop star, tells PEOPLE.

NATIONAL ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: PATRICK SWAYZE HAS 5 WEEKS TO LIVE  —  Patrick Swayze has five weeks to live, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned.  —  In a shocking world exclusive, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has uncovered the devastating news that the beloved Hollywood actor and dancer …

Lindsay Lohan: 'I'm Back on Track'  —  Multiple car accidents, three stints in rehab and a court ordered spell at the morgue can put anyone's life into perspective.  Lindsay Lohan tells PEOPLE that the last few years of turmoil have made her more focused on acting and singing than ever.

Dannielynn Officially Declared Anna's Sole Heir  —  Anna Nicole Smith's 18-month-old daughter Dannielynn has been declared the sole heir to the former Playmate's estate.  —  Smith's attorney and companion Howard K. Stern had sought to clarify Smith's final wishes as her will was written in 2001 …

Jessica & Tony: Hot-Spot Hopping in New York  —  The same day Tony Romo told PEOPLE that he and Jessica Simpson are not engaged but that marriage is something on his mind, the couple had dinner at Greenwich Village hot spot Waverly Inn.  —  The two, both 27, are going strong and can't bear to be apart …

ASHLEE SIMPSON'S REP: SHE WAS “JUST SIMPLY TIRED”  —  After an appearance Tuesday on a D.C. morning radio show, Ashlee Simpson is bashing rumors she was drunk on-air.  —  In an interview with Hot 99.5's Kane in the Morning Show to promote her third album, a giggling Simpson discussed her hair color and a brand-new tattoo.

LOVE TRIANGLE  —  UNDER-age soap star Leven Rambin spent Saturday night sucking face with one of New York's most sought-after catches, quashing rumors she's attached to someone else.  Spies at a surprise party for super-producer Mark Ronson at the Spotted Pig looked on in shock as Rambin …

FAMILIAR ODOR OF HOME  —  RYDER Robinson, the 4-year-old son of Kate Hudson and Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson, knows what a grown-up party smells like.  While staying at the Raleigh in South Beach, Hudson and Ryder got into an elevator that “smelled like cigarettes and booze from the night before,” our spy said.

Dina Lohan's Reality Show to Debut in Summer  —  Lindsay Lohan isn't the only star in her family.  —  Her mom, Dina Lohan, is starring in a reality show, tentatively titled Living Lohan, E! officially announced Tuesday.  Debuting this summer, the series will follow the Lohan matriarch …

Shar Jackson Defends Kevin Federline's Weight Gain  —  K-Fed ... or overfed?  —  New uncle Kevin Federline appeared to have packed on the pounds after hitting a Los Angeles golf course Friday.  —  But his ex Shar Jackson says his fuller figure is the result of being a full-time Mr. Mom.

Angelina Jolie Hearts New York  —  Mom-to-be Angelina Jolie leaves an office building in New York City on Tuesday with sunglasses and a smile!  —  Ang's newest film - Wanted, an adaptation of the Mark Millar novel, will be shooting this month in New York according to the New York City Mayor's Office of Film, Theater and Broadcasting.

Rolling Stone Keith Richards takes time out from rock n' roll to model for Louis Vuitton  —  Keith Richards, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, and founding member of The Rolling Stones, is the latest celebrity to feature in Louis Vuitton's advertising campaign.

Jessica Alba Loves Her Ham & Cheese  —  Jessica Alba attends the premiere of her latest thriller, The Eye, at the Gaumant Marignan cinema in Paris, France on Tuesday.  —  Prior to the premiere, Jessica blogged this little tidbit about herself: “I am currently getting my makeup done to go to the premiere of my movie.

Whitney Houston to be paid nearly $3 million for hour long performance.  —  Whitney Houston's comeback is one step closer - she's being paid £1.4 million, or $2.78 million USD, for an hour long performance for charity.  That's $46,333 a minute! … Sydney Morning Herald

Lisa Marie Presley's Expanding Career Opportunities  —  Lisa Marie Presley does not look happy to see us.  Maybe if we were holding out some fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, she'd change her tune.  The daughter of Elvis is starting to resemble the King from his final days …