Patrick Swayze Has Cancer  —  Dirty Dancing star Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and might only have weeks to live, a rep for the star said today.  —  The 55-year-old star's publicist confirmed to Page Six that he's suffering from pancreatic cancer.

Lindsay Lohan is in.  Britney Spears is out.  —  I hear Lindsay will likely be replacing Spears as host for next week's Scandinavian Style Mansion gala in Los Angeles.  —  Spears was originally asked to host the soiree, which promotes high-end Scandinavian fashion, but organizer Claus …

Depressed Lily seeing a shrink  —  The tragic Smile singer, 22, sank into despair after a miscarriage.  —  She also split with lover ED SIMONS of the CHEMICAL BROTHERS.  —  Pals said Lily thought he was “the one”.  —  She bravely tried to battle on but has now decided to seek help.

Demi Moore: It's A Family Affair  —  Demi Moore, looking fabulous at 45, appears on the cover of Harper's Bazaar and poses with her daughters: Rumer,19; Scout, 16; and Tallulah,14.  Ashton Kutcher's wife discusses bringing her young husband into her family's life, aging, Kabbalah, and her model extended family with her ex Bruce Willis.

New Couple Alert: Keanu Reeves & Parker Posey?  —  On Feb. 25, an eyewitness spotted Matrix hunk Keanu Reeves cozying up to the queen of indie films, Parker Posey, at swanky L.A. hotel the Chateau Marmont.  —  “They were sharing a seat and sitting very, very close,” the source tells OK!.

Jolie Baby Bumps on the Move - EXCLUSIVE  —  In the wee morning hours of Tuesday, Angelina Jolie put on her best bump-camouflaging tent dress and took little Maddox along to the airport in Austin, Texas.  (The top two bumps... significantly less camouflaged.  Lucky us.)

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage?  She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn't even know she was carrying . . . WHICH aging actress was the celebrity guest for a fashion function and made...

Wino stubbed out cig on face  —  I CAN reveal the reason why AMY WINEHOUSE has had an ugly mark on her face these last few days — the loopy star stubbed out a ciggie on her cheek.  —  The gross piece of self-harming came in front of stunned diners in a London restaurant.

Rihanna and Chris Brown: Sparks are Flying.  Literally.  —  After exhausting herself with a long day of shopping at Paris' high end designer boutiques, super hot singer Rihanna found a comfortable place to relax— in the arms of her beau Chris Brown!  —  The two were seen dancing, kissing …