Patrick Swayze Has Cancer  —  Dirty Dancing star Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and might only have weeks to live, a rep for the star said today.  —  The 55-year-old star's publicist confirmed to Page Six that he's suffering from pancreatic cancer.

Demi Moore: It's A Family Affair  —  Demi Moore, looking fabulous at 45, appears on the cover of Harper's Bazaar and poses with her daughters: Rumer,19; Scout, 16; and Tallulah,14.  Ashton Kutcher's wife discusses bringing her young husband into her family's life, aging, Kabbalah, and her model extended family with her ex Bruce Willis.

Jolie Baby Bumps on the Move - EXCLUSIVE  —  In the wee morning hours of Tuesday, Angelina Jolie put on her best bump-camouflaging tent dress and took little Maddox along to the airport in Austin, Texas.  (The top two bumps... significantly less camouflaged.  Lucky us.)

Lindsay Lohan is in.  Britney Spears is out.  —  I hear Lindsay will likely be replacing Spears as host for next week's Scandinavian Style Mansion gala in Los Angeles.  —  Spears was originally asked to host the soiree, which promotes high-end Scandinavian fashion, but organizer Claus …

Depressed Lily seeing a shrink  —  The tragic Smile singer, 22, sank into despair after a miscarriage.  —  She also split with lover ED SIMONS of the CHEMICAL BROTHERS.  —  Pals said Lily thought he was “the one”.  —  She bravely tried to battle on but has now decided to seek help.

New Couple Alert: Keanu Reeves & Parker Posey?  —  On Feb. 25, an eyewitness spotted Matrix hunk Keanu Reeves cozying up to the queen of indie films, Parker Posey, at swanky L.A. hotel the Chateau Marmont.  —  “They were sharing a seat and sitting very, very close,” the source tells OK!.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage?  She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn't even know she was carrying . . . WHICH aging actress was the celebrity guest for a fashion function and made...

Rihanna and Chris Brown: Sparks are Flying.  Literally.  —  After exhausting herself with a long day of shopping at Paris' high end designer boutiques, super hot singer Rihanna found a comfortable place to relax— in the arms of her beau Chris Brown!  —  The two were seen dancing, kissing …

Wino stubbed out cig on face  —  I CAN reveal the reason why AMY WINEHOUSE has had an ugly mark on her face these last few days — the loopy star stubbed out a ciggie on her cheek.  —  The gross piece of self-harming came in front of stunned diners in a London restaurant.