Lisa Marie Presley Is Pregnant  —  Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant with her third child and due in the fall, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  “The couple are incredibly overjoyed,” the rep says.  —  This is the first child for Presley, 40, and her husband, guitarist and music producer Michael Lockwood …

Now that IS posh, Posh!  Queen Victoria adopts a regal pose  —  Of all the many adjectives applied to Victoria Beckham, ‘sophisticated’ has been one of the least used.  —  Until now.  Posh Spice is at last living up to her nickname with a glamorous yet refined photoshoot for Vogue, including her first cover.

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a tumble during Vogue photoshoot  —  Sex And The City star Sarah Jessica Parker appears to take an embarrassing tumble during a glamorous photoshoot with a famed photographer.  —  The actress, who plays columnist Carrie Bradshaw in the series and upcoming film …

Star Exclusive: American Idol Meltdown  —  While a new season of American Idol contestants steal the spotlight, Season 1 star Nikki McKibbin is struggling to hold on after a terrifying breakdown that left her strapped to a bed in the psych ward, Star can reveal exclusively.

Seinfeld Plans NBC Comeback  —  ...and no, not for more of those Bee Movie shorts.  —  Sources tell PageSix.com that the 53-year-old comedian is in talks for a new series on his old net.  The show is being pitched as “just like Curb Your Enthusiasm, but with Jerry, instead of Larry.”

EXCLUSIVE: Brooke Burke gives birth to her first son  —  Brooke Burke is celebrating the arrival of her fourth child, her rep has confirmed to In Touch.  She gave birth to her first son - and second child with fiancé David Charvet - at 11:31 a.m. Wednesday.  The baby weighed 6 pounds, 5 ounces and was 20 1/4 inches long.

Eva's New ‘Baby’: Beso, the Restaurant  —  Chef Todd English knows a lot about Mediterranean cooking.  But he's going to have to learn pick his words carefully as he opens Hollywood's Beso restaurant with celebrity friend and partner, Eva Longoria Parker.  —  “It's been a long pregnancy …

Portrait of a Baby Bump(ette)  —  Nicole Kidman may be five months pregnant, but you'd never know it from the looks of her belly!  —  The Aussie Oscar winner, 40, was out exercising with her trainer yesterday in L.A. when she pulled up her top to reveal a shockingly small baby bump.

Ashlee — I Wasn't Wasted!  —  Ashlee Simpson says she wasn't actually drunk during a recent radio interview, and blamed her slurred words and giggle fits on her busy schedule.  —  On her MySpace blog, Ash says that it was “very upsetting to hear that people are saying that I was intoxicated …

KELLY'S BABY BUMP OFF-LIMITS  —  WHILE most pregnant starlets cruise around LA or New York proudly showing off their growing bellies, there's one expecting actress you won't see.  “The OC” hottie Kelly Rowan is “in the final weeks of her preg nancy,” says a Canadian spy …

Jamie Spears is Being Paid to be Britney's Conservator  —  Jamie Spears is going to be paid $2,500 per week to act as conservator for his daughter Britney's estate, according to the minute order obtained today by PageSix.com.  He is allowed to lease one vehicle, and the funds have been released …

SWING AND MISS  —  COLIN Farrell doesn't always score.  The handsome Irishman struck out when he hit on gorgeous model Meghan Lowther at the Rose Bar in the Gramercy Park Hotel the other night.  Farrell, who was with a couple of wingmen, ogled Lowther and then walked over as she was ordering a drink.

Gummi Charged with Heroin and DUI  —  The LA District Attorney has just charged Jason Davis — aka Gummi Bear — with felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor driving under the influence.  The controlled substance in question — heroin.  Yikes!

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures.  Now More Ass!  —  Woah, check out these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures.  Rather, I should say, check out Kim Kardashian's ass in these bikini pictures.  It's HUGE!  But then, you already knew that, didn't you?  I wonder how many Zebras had to die to get enough material to cover that ass.

HELLO, SOLDIERS!  —  WE hope Jessica Simpson doesn't mind shacking up in bunk beds.  When the primped and heeled Simpson leaves for Kuwait today with the Pussycat Dolls, we're told the whole crew will be ditching their usual hotel rooms and limos for sleeping bags and bunks.

Madonna's Still Fighting  —  And in this corner, Madonna: 49, married lady, mother of three and still fierce in some glorified undies.  —  With an album dropping in late April and a documentary about Malawi, I Am Because We Are, due to be released this year, the not-so-material-anymore girl sat …