Tidbits: Star Jones tells Al Reynolds it's over  —  Plus: Paula on Simon's annoying ways; George concedes to Fabio  —  Nearly three and half years after they swapped “I dos” at their corporate-sponsored wedding, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are calling it quits.

Britney/Shakespeare — Kill Lawyers  —  In a stunning development, Britney Spears and Bill Shakespeare have something in common — they both want to kill all the lawyers.  —  The custody case is back in court this morning, and Brit's lawyer will make a frontal attack on the lawyers on both sides of the case.

Katie Was Tom's Fourth Choice  —  It is one of Hollywood's biggest mysteries: Did Tom Cruise actually set up auditions to find a wife?  Well, according to ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, abso-Xenu-lutely!  Marc, who used to produce promotional films for the religion, spoke to Britain's News …

Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring  —  ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.  —  Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides inside …

GEORGE CLOONEY TO MARRY?  —  George Clooney is reportedly finally set to give up bachelordom - and marry his lover, Sarah Larson.  —  The self-confessed marriage-shy actor is, according to inside reports, already engaged to Sarah, whom he met when she served him drinks at the Palm Casino Hotel in Las Vegas.

BREAKING: Britney Spears To Return To TV  —  OMG ... I am dying y'all!  I just found out from a source that Britney Spears is scheduled to appear on an upcoming episode of the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother.  I was just informed that Britney showed up at the FOX Studios lot this morning …

Whew!  George Clooney is NOT engaged  —  Plus: Jessica Simpson's Kuwait trip, Lindsay Lohan out and about in NYC  —  A British magazine reported that George Clooney is planning to marry his girlfriend Sarah Larson in Italy this summer.  —  The Scoop  —  Women of the world who pine for George Clooney: breathe easy.

Mind your business, Kim Ledger warns  —  HEATH Ledger's father has hit back at claims his son's daughter Matilda will be frozen out of the will following a warning from jilted family members, adding his estranged brothers had no right to talk in public.  —  A three-page will lodged …

Bump?  There It Is!  —  We were starting to think this whole Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy thing was just a figment of her imagination (or a way to earn a quick buck) but the real-life Juno has finally started to show signs of life — in her tummy.  An itty-bitty baby bump poked through …

Paris Hilton Wears ‘BM’ Ring  —  Paris Hilton is showing off her love for new beau Benji Madden.  —  She flashed ‘BM’ bling on her ring finger at the Las Vegas opening of the Kim Vo Salon Friday night.  —  The following night, the heiress, 27, helped the Good Charlotte guitarist celebrate …

MODELS TURN LOFT INTO A PIGSTY  —  THE 14 wannabe models from the latest cycle of “America's Next Top Model” are accused of making a dump out of the gorgeous $6 million TriBeCa loft where they lived for 10 weeks.  —  Anisa Productions, which makes the show hosted by Tyra Banks …

Hayden Panettiere Comes Clean: “I Don't Have a Model's Body”  —  So maybe she isn't Gisele Bundchen or Kate Moss.  —  Hayden Panettiere is OK with that.  —  “I don't have a model's body,” the Heroes star, 18, admits in the April issue of Cosmopolitan.  “But I'm not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they're fat.

Courtney Still Has Identity — As for Her Mind ...  Reports surfaced over the weekend that Courtney Love went to the LAPD to report she's the victim of a massive identity theft.  But sources tell TMZ Courtney is simply (and possibly medically) delusional.  —  According to The Sun …

Runway Winner Reacts With ‘F’ Word to SNL Skit  —  Christian Siriano caught Amy Poehler's impression of him on Saturday Night Live over the weekend and the Project Runway winner has just one word — an ‘F’ word — for the skit.  And, no, it wasn't “fierce.”