Tidbits: Star Jones tells Al Reynolds it's over  —  Plus: Paula on Simon's annoying ways; George concedes to Fabio  —  Nearly three and half years after they swapped “I dos” at their corporate-sponsored wedding, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are calling it quits.

Britney/Shakespeare — Kill Lawyers  —  In a stunning development, Britney Spears and Bill Shakespeare have something in common — they both want to kill all the lawyers.  —  The custody case is back in court this morning, and Brit's lawyer will make a frontal attack on the lawyers on both sides of the case.

GEORGE CLOONEY TO MARRY?  —  George Clooney is reportedly finally set to give up bachelordom - and marry his lover, Sarah Larson.  —  The self-confessed marriage-shy actor is, according to inside reports, already engaged to Sarah, whom he met when she served him drinks at the Palm Casino Hotel in Las Vegas.

Katie Was Tom's Fourth Choice  —  It is one of Hollywood's biggest mysteries: Did Tom Cruise actually set up auditions to find a wife?  Well, according to ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, abso-Xenu-lutely!  Marc, who used to produce promotional films for the religion, spoke to Britain's News …

Heidi Retaliates  —  THE Hills honey Heidi Montag is launching her answer to her MTV enemy Lauren Conrad's clothing line, and planning to celebrate in “style” very soon.  We're told, “Heidi has been [searching] for a place in LA to throw the launch party” for her fashion line — aptly called …

Simpson's concert 'isn't a charity show'  —  Plus: Lindsay Lohan out and about in New York City; celebrity sightings  —  Jessica Simpson is headlining the Operation MySpace concert in Kuwait Monday, but industry insiders are wondering how Simpson is going to pull off making her performance look …

Peek-a-boob: Victoria Beckham unveils a busty new look...and a brand new £100,000 sports car  —  Jordan has famously rid herself of her oversized implants, but it appears that Victoria Beckham may be taking up the mantle for bustiest celebrity, as she appeared in Beverly Hills looking somewhat boosted in the chest area.

HEATH LEDGER'S WILL  —  © 2008 Sean Gallup / Getty Images  —  “The Insider” has just obtained the will HEATH LEDGER created in April 2003 (see paperwork here).  He leaves 50-percent of his estate to his parents and the other half to his three sisters, KATHERINE ANN, ASHLEIGH, and OLIVIA.

Tori Talks Cheating, Money and Her “Complicated” Mom  —  Tori Spelling was America's most famous “poor little rich girl,” the daughter of TV mogul Aaron Spelling.  But with a torrid personal life — including a scandalous affair, coming close to bankruptcy and a tumultuous relationship with her mother …

Hayden Panettiere Comes Clean: “I Don't Have a Model's Body”  —  So maybe she isn't Gisele Bundchen or Kate Moss.  —  Hayden Panettiere is OK with that.  —  “I don't have a model's body,” the Heroes star, 18, admits in the April issue of Cosmopolitan.  “But I'm not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they're fat.

Eight is Enough for The Game  —  The Game is out of jail after serving just eight days out of a possible 60, TMZ has just learned.  —  The rapper — real name Jayceon Taylor — walked out of Twin Towers Correctional Facility, according to his lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley …

Paris Hilton Wears ‘BM’ Ring  —  Paris Hilton is showing off her love for new beau Benji Madden.  —  She flashed ‘BM’ bling on her ring finger at the Las Vegas opening of the Kim Vo Salon Friday night.  —  The following night, the heiress, 27, helped the Good Charlotte guitarist celebrate …

Courtney Still Has Identity — As for Her Mind ...  Reports surfaced over the weekend that Courtney Love went to the LAPD to report she's the victim of a massive identity theft.  But sources tell TMZ Courtney is simply (and possibly medically) delusional.  —  According to The Sun …

Not Wild About It  —  THERE'S one movie Oscar winner Tilda Swinton would never have considered — a role in Harry Potter.  The milky actress, who played the White Witch in The Chronicles of Narnia, told the April issue of Out magazine: “I'm loath to say anything good about going to boarding school …

MODELS TURN LOFT INTO A PIGSTY  —  THE 14 wannabe models from the latest cycle of “America's Next Top Model” are accused of making a dump out of the gorgeous $6 million TriBeCa loft where they lived for 10 weeks.  —  Anisa Productions, which makes the show hosted by Tyra Banks …

Emma Watson casts a spell over new man at Empire Awards after-party  —  She may have been coy about rumours of a romance with rocker Johnny Borrell, but it seems Emma Watson is not being so secretive about the new man in her life.  —  The 17-year-old Harry Potter star was kissing a handsome blond …