Tidbits: Star Jones tells Al Reynolds it's over  —  Plus: Paula on Simon's annoying ways; George concedes to Fabio  —  Nearly three and half years after they swapped “I dos” at their corporate-sponsored wedding, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are calling it quits.

Britney/Shakespeare — Kill Lawyers  —  In a stunning development, Britney Spears and Bill Shakespeare have something in common — they both want to kill all the lawyers.  —  The custody case is back in court this morning, and Brit's lawyer will make a frontal attack on the lawyers on both sides of the case.

Katie Was Tom's Fourth Choice  —  It is one of Hollywood's biggest mysteries: Did Tom Cruise actually set up auditions to find a wife?  Well, according to ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, abso-Xenu-lutely!  Marc, who used to produce promotional films for the religion, spoke to Britain's News …

Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring  —  ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.  —  Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides inside …

GEORGE CLOONEY TO MARRY?  —  George Clooney is reportedly finally set to give up bachelordom - and marry his lover, Sarah Larson.  —  The self-confessed marriage-shy actor is, according to inside reports, already engaged to Sarah, whom he met when she served him drinks at the Palm Casino Hotel in Las Vegas.

BREAKING: Britney Spears To Return To TV  —  OMG ... I am dying y'all!  I just found out from a source that Britney Spears is scheduled to appear on an upcoming episode of the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother.  I was just informed that Britney showed up at the FOX Studios lot this morning …

Whew!  George Clooney is NOT engaged  —  Plus: Jessica Simpson's Kuwait trip, Lindsay Lohan out and about in NYC  —  A British magazine reported that George Clooney is planning to marry his girlfriend Sarah Larson in Italy this summer.  —  The Scoop  —  Women of the world who pine for George Clooney: breathe easy.

Mind your business, Kim Ledger warns  —  HEATH Ledger's father has hit back at claims his son's daughter Matilda will be frozen out of the will following a warning from jilted family members, adding his estranged brothers had no right to talk in public.  —  A three-page will lodged …

Bump?  There It Is!  —  We were starting to think this whole Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy thing was just a figment of her imagination (or a way to earn a quick buck) but the real-life Juno has finally started to show signs of life — in her tummy.  An itty-bitty baby bump poked through …

MODELS TURN LOFT INTO A PIGSTY  —  THE 14 wannabe models from the latest cycle of “America's Next Top Model” are accused of making a dump out of the gorgeous $6 million TriBeCa loft where they lived for 10 weeks.  —  Anisa Productions, which makes the show hosted by Tyra Banks …

Hayden Panettiere Comes Clean: “I Don't Have a Model's Body”  —  So maybe she isn't Gisele Bundchen or Kate Moss.  —  Hayden Panettiere is OK with that.  —  “I don't have a model's body,” the Heroes star, 18, admits in the April issue of Cosmopolitan.  “But I'm not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they're fat.

Paris Hilton Wears ‘BM’ Ring  —  Paris Hilton is showing off her love for new beau Benji Madden.  —  She flashed ‘BM’ bling on her ring finger at the Las Vegas opening of the Kim Vo Salon Friday night.  —  The following night, the heiress, 27, helped the Good Charlotte guitarist celebrate …

Courtney Still Has Identity — As for Her Mind ...  Reports surfaced over the weekend that Courtney Love went to the LAPD to report she's the victim of a massive identity theft.  But sources tell TMZ Courtney is simply (and possibly medically) delusional.  —  According to The Sun …

Peek-a-boob: Victoria Beckham unveils a busty new look...and a brand new £100,000 sports car  —  Jordan has famously rid herself of her oversized implants, but it appears that Victoria Beckham may be taking up the mantle for bustiest celebrity, as she appeared in Beverly Hills looking somewhat boosted in the chest area.