Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring  —  ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.  —  Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides inside …

Britney's About to “Meet My Mother”  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears is prepping for a small guest part on CBS's hit “How I Met Your Mother.”  —  Our sources tell us that Brit's agent Jason Trawick from William Morris made the deal with producers on the show.

Britney/Shakespeare — Kill Lawyers  —  In a stunning development, Britney Spears and Bill Shakespeare have something in common — they both want to kill all the lawyers.  —  The custody case is back in court this morning, and Brit's lawyer will make a frontal attack on the lawyers on both sides of the case.

Katie Was Tom's Fourth Choice  —  It is one of Hollywood's biggest mysteries: Did Tom Cruise actually set up auditions to find a wife?  Well, according to ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, abso-Xenu-lutely!  Marc, who used to produce promotional films for the religion, spoke to Britain's News …

Tidbits: Star Jones tells Al Reynolds it's over  —  Plus: Paula on Simon's annoying ways; George concedes to Fabio  —  Nearly three and half years after they swapped “I dos” at their corporate-sponsored wedding, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are calling it quits.

Heather's Shrink Called 911  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Heather Locklear's psychiatrist is the one who called 911, after speaking with her on the phone.  —  We're told the shrink spoke with Heather on Saturday night and was alarmed because she was “upset” and he believed she might OD on medication prescribed for depression.

Angelina Jolie Has a Barnes & Noble Baby Bump  —  Mom-to-be Angelina Jolie shows off her burgeoning belly as she picks up a few good reads at a Barnes & Noble bookstore in Austin, Texas on Monday.  —  Earlier in the morning, the 32-year-old expectant mom was seen dropping off son Maddox, 6, at school.

A very pregnant Halle Berry is followed by Gabriel Aubry carrying groceries as they leave Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills.  —  It was widely reported that Halle's due date was Valentine's Day - so we're a couple weeks late, if that's the case.  If not - she's gotta be due any day now.  —  WENN

Chad reveals saucy party trick  —  NICKELBACK frontman CHAD KROEGER always seemed like quite a nice boy - until he revealed he can put his manhood in his mouth.  —  The ‘impressive’ party trick is something you might expect from rocker MICK JAGGER or shocker ROBBIE WILLIAMS.

GEORGE CLOONEY TO MARRY?  —  George Clooney is reportedly finally set to give up bachelordom - and marry his lover, Sarah Larson.  —  The self-confessed marriage-shy actor is, according to inside reports, already engaged to Sarah, whom he met when she served him drinks at the Palm Casino Hotel in Las Vegas.

Bump?  There It Is!  —  We were starting to think this whole Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy thing was just a figment of her imagination (or a way to earn a quick buck) but the real-life Juno has finally started to show signs of life — in her tummy.  An itty-bitty baby bump poked through …

Nude photos of Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss go under the hammer  —  They are among fashion's highest paid models, paid thousands to model designer clothes.  —  But in these rarely seen photos, the only outfit they needed to show off was their birthday suits.

Runway Winner Reacts With ‘F’ Word to SNL Skit  —  Christian Siriano caught Amy Poehler's impression of him on Saturday Night Live over the weekend and the Project Runway winner has just one word — an ‘F’ word — for the skit.  And, no, it wasn't “fierce.”

When Earl Met Paris  —  Here's your first look at Paris Hilton on NBC's My Name is Earl.  In the episode, airing on April 3, Earl (Jason Lee) lies unconscious as various things from real life bleed into his unconscious mind — Paris is one of those things.  —  Series creator Greg Garcia said …