Britney's About to “Meet My Mother”  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears is prepping for a small guest part on CBS's hit “How I Met Your Mother.”  —  Our sources tell us that Brit's agent Jason Trawick from William Morris made the deal with producers on the show.

Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring  —  ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.  —  Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides inside …

Nude photos of Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss go under the hammer  —  They are among fashion's highest paid models, paid thousands to model designer clothes.  —  But in these rarely seen photos, the only outfit they needed to show off was their birthday suits.

Chad reveals saucy party trick  —  NICKELBACK frontman CHAD KROEGER always seemed like quite a nice boy - until he revealed he can put his manhood in his mouth.  —  The ‘impressive’ party trick is something you might expect from rocker MICK JAGGER or shocker ROBBIE WILLIAMS.

Madonna Admits She Took Drugs  —  Madonna accepted the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction on Monday, with a raucous speech that included calling the audience “motherf**ers” and sharing sordid tales about her life in music.  —  She gleefully recalled when she met her long-time publicist Liz Rosenberg.

Heather's Shrink Called 911  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Heather Locklear's psychiatrist is the one who called 911, after speaking with her on the phone.  —  We're told the shrink spoke with Heather on Saturday night and was alarmed because she was “upset” and he believed she might OD on medication prescribed for depression.

Victoria Beckham Spices Up Men's Denim  —  NEW YORK — Victoria Beckham despises skinny jeans on men.  —  “I think guys should wear jeans big and baggy, with a big pair of boots or flip-flops—exactly how you see David when he's out in his jeans and T-shirt,” she advised on a phone call …

Jennifer Aniston's Miami Weekend: Less Work, More Play  —  It's not quite “all work and no play” for Jennifer Aniston, who's in Florida filming Marley & Me alongside Owen Wilson and Eric Dane, but took advantage of her weekend downtime to relax poolside, hit a hot restaurant, and get in some shopping.

Emma Watson dates a ‘nobody’  —  Feeling frisky ... Emma and her new lover Jay  —  Despite calling himself “a nobody” the mystery guy, who pals say is called JAY and works in finance, spent a magical night in the actress's hotel room after Sunday night's Empire Awards.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inducts Madonna  —  Leave it to Madonna to make the right gesture.  For her induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, she didn't worry about whether her career as a pop hitmaker, image maker, sex symbol and provocateuse qualified her as a important figure in any narrowly defined genre of rock ‘n’ roll.

Cindy Crawford And Her Perfect Looking Family  —  Is there anything wrong with these people?  They are perfect.  I bet you their s**t doesn't stink.  If it does smell, it smells like lavender and honey.  Yeah, what am I saying!  They don't s**t.  They probably don't have toilets in their house.

A very pregnant Halle Berry is followed by Gabriel Aubry carrying groceries as they leave Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills.  —  It was widely reported that Halle's due date was Valentine's Day - so we're a couple weeks late, if that's the case.  If not - she's gotta be due any day now.  —  WENN

When Earl Met Paris  —  Here's your first look at Paris Hilton on NBC's My Name is Earl.  In the episode, airing on April 3, Earl (Jason Lee) lies unconscious as various things from real life bleed into his unconscious mind — Paris is one of those things.  —  Series creator Greg Garcia said …