Justin Timberlake Calls Britney Spears A Wannabe  —  Justin Timberlake took a few jabs at his former flame Britney Spears when introducing Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony on Monday.  —  “She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself …

Britney Spears “Was Laughing A Lot” on How I Met Your Mother Set  —  Usmagazine.com has confirmed that Britney Spears will guest star on the March 24 episode of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother.  —  The pop star, 26 will play Abby, a receptionist at a dermatologist's office who falls for architect Ted …

OMG Gene Simmons is bald!!!  —  So there have been all these rumors that Gene Simmons wears a wig and is really bald, and now it looks like we are going to finally learn the truth this season on Gene Simmons Family Jewels on A&E. The third season of Family Jewels premieres tomorrow night on A&E at 10p with back-to-back episodes.

Britney: Don't Leave Home Without It!  —  A judge just ruled that Jamie Spears can give Britney a debit/credit card to use that has a $1,500 per week limit on it.  —  Jamie's lawyer, Geraldine Wyle, said it was “so she can spend money, have her freedom, and make choices about how she wants to enjoy her life.”

Janet Jackson Hospitalized With Flu  —  Janet Jackson was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles “late last night with a shortness of breath,” a source tells Usmagazine.com.  —  But her rep tells Us this morning, “Janet is fine.  She's just battling this flu like everyone else.”

Man with Rifle Arrested at Kate Hudson's House  —  TMZ has learned a person with a gun has been arrested at Kate Hudson's house in New York City.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ a woman called 911 after seeing what she thought were men on her roof with a rifle.

Benji Madden  —  After his new girl-about-town Paris Hilton rocked a glittery B-is-for-Benji Madden pendant and “BM” ring over the weekend, Madden stepped out Monday with his own love-dedicated bling: a “PH” ring on his ring finger.  The couple that shines together also parties together …

Quaid Makes Me Randy  —  Dennis Quaid looks ready for action in the new Italian Vanity Fair (Marzo 5, 2008)—one point off for the odd Botoxed brow effect (why does Botox create that dip between the eyebrows?), but otherwise an A+ for the soon-to-be 54-year-old:

LOHAN RUNS WITH ‘LEECHES’  —  LINDSAY Lohan is trying very hard to stay on the straight and narrow and revamp her image, but some friends are worried about a new crop of “bad influences.”  Lohan's inner circle is concerned about Courtenay Semel - the 28-year-old lesbian daughter of former Yahoo! …

RIPS DAD'S FLING  —  BROOKE Hogan , daughter of Hulk Hogan and star of “Hogan Knows Best,” is lashing out at her former friend, Christiane Plante, 33, for having a fling with her dad.  Last week, Plante spoke to the National Enquirer about her romance with Hulk that...