Justin Timberlake Calls Britney Spears A Wannabe  —  Justin Timberlake took a few jabs at his former flame Britney Spears when introducing Madonna at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony on Monday.  —  “She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself …

HIMYM/Britney Fallout: Silverstone Out, Chalke In!  —  Britney Spears' havoc-wreaking cameo on How I Met Your Mother has already claimed its first victim.  A Mother insider confirms that Alicia Silverstone — who was slated to appear in a multi-episode arc as Ted's dermatologist/lover …

Janet Jackson Hospitalized With Flu  —  Janet Jackson was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles “late last night with a shortness of breath,” a source tells Usmagazine.com.  —  But her rep tells Us this morning, “Janet is fine.  She's just battling this flu like everyone else.”

OMG Gene Simmons is bald!!!  —  So there have been all these rumors that Gene Simmons wears a wig and is really bald, and now it looks like we are going to finally learn the truth this season on Gene Simmons Family Jewels on A&E. The third season of Family Jewels premieres tomorrow night on A&E at 10p with back-to-back episodes.

Britney: Don't Leave Home Without It!  —  A judge just ruled that Jamie Spears can give Britney a debit/credit card to use that has a $1,500 per week limit on it.  —  Jamie's lawyer, Geraldine Wyle, said it was “so she can spend money, have her freedom, and make choices about how she wants to enjoy her life.”

Jennifer Aniston's Miami Weekend: Less Work, More Play  —  It's not quite “all work and no play” for Jennifer Aniston, who's in Florida filming Marley & Me alongside Owen Wilson and Eric Dane, but took advantage of her weekend downtime to relax poolside, hit a hot restaurant, and get in some shopping.

LOHAN RUNS WITH ‘LEECHES’  —  LINDSAY Lohan is trying very hard to stay on the straight and narrow and revamp her image, but some friends are worried about a new crop of “bad influences.”  Lohan's inner circle is concerned about Courtenay Semel - the 28-year-old lesbian daughter of former Yahoo! …

Benji Madden  —  After his new girl-about-town Paris Hilton rocked a glittery B-is-for-Benji Madden pendant and “BM” ring over the weekend, Madden stepped out Monday with his own love-dedicated bling: a “PH” ring on his ring finger.  The couple that shines together also parties together …

Quaid Makes Me Randy  —  Dennis Quaid looks ready for action in the new Italian Vanity Fair (Marzo 5, 2008)—one point off for the odd Botoxed brow effect (why does Botox create that dip between the eyebrows?), but otherwise an A+ for the soon-to-be 54-year-old:

Tom Hangs With Woman Who Used To Be Meg Ryan  —  So much has happened in the 10 years since Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks last shared the screen in You've Got Mail — namely, she got a new face.  The three-time co-stars met cute last night at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in New York City.