Judge Rules: Britney Gets $1,500 Allowance  —  Britney Spears is getting an allowance.  —  The pop star, who is worth an estimated $100 million, has been approved for a $1,500-a-week allowance on a debit card, Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz ruled Monday.

Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring  —  ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.  —  Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides inside …

Britney's About to “Meet My Mother”  —  TMZ has learned that Britney Spears is prepping for a small guest part on CBS's hit “How I Met Your Mother.”  —  Our sources tell us that Brit's agent Jason Trawick from William Morris made the deal with producers on the show.

Nude photos of Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss go under the hammer  —  They are among fashion's highest paid models, paid thousands to model designer clothes.  —  But in these rarely seen photos, the only outfit they needed to show off was their birthday suits.

Chad reveals saucy party trick  —  NICKELBACK frontman CHAD KROEGER always seemed like quite a nice boy - until he revealed he can put his manhood in his mouth.  —  The ‘impressive’ party trick is something you might expect from rocker MICK JAGGER or shocker ROBBIE WILLIAMS.

Heather's Shrink Called 911  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Heather Locklear's psychiatrist is the one who called 911, after speaking with her on the phone.  —  We're told the shrink spoke with Heather on Saturday night and was alarmed because she was “upset” and he believed she might OD on medication prescribed for depression.

Katie Was Tom's Fourth Choice  —  It is one of Hollywood's biggest mysteries: Did Tom Cruise actually set up auditions to find a wife?  Well, according to ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, abso-Xenu-lutely!  Marc, who used to produce promotional films for the religion, spoke to Britain's News …

Emma Watson dates a ‘nobody’  —  Feeling frisky ... Emma and her new lover Jay  —  Despite calling himself “a nobody” the mystery guy, who pals say is called JAY and works in finance, spent a magical night in the actress's hotel room after Sunday night's Empire Awards.

When Earl Met Paris  —  Here's your first look at Paris Hilton on NBC's My Name is Earl.  In the episode, airing on April 3, Earl (Jason Lee) lies unconscious as various things from real life bleed into his unconscious mind — Paris is one of those things.  —  Series creator Greg Garcia said …

A very pregnant Halle Berry is followed by Gabriel Aubry carrying groceries as they leave Bristol Farms in Beverly Hills.  —  It was widely reported that Halle's due date was Valentine's Day - so we're a couple weeks late, if that's the case.  If not - she's gotta be due any day now.  —  WENN

Angelina Jolie Has a Barnes & Noble Baby Bump  —  Mom-to-be Angelina Jolie shows off her burgeoning belly as she picks up a few good reads at a Barnes & Noble bookstore in Austin, Texas on Monday.  —  Earlier in the morning, the 32-year-old expectant mom was seen dropping off son Maddox, 6, at school.

Cindy Crawford And Her Perfect Looking Family  —  Is there anything wrong with these people?  They are perfect.  I bet you their s**t doesn't stink.  If it does smell, it smells like lavender and honey.  Yeah, what am I saying!  They don't s**t.  They probably don't have toilets in their house.

Runway Winner Reacts With ‘F’ Word to SNL Skit  —  Christian Siriano caught Amy Poehler's impression of him on Saturday Night Live over the weekend and the Project Runway winner has just one word — an ‘F’ word — for the skit.  And, no, it wasn't “fierce.”

Madonna Admits She Took Drugs  —  Madonna accepted the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction on Monday, with a raucous speech that included calling the audience “motherf**ers” and sharing sordid tales about her life in music.  —  She gleefully recalled when she met her long-time publicist Liz Rosenberg.

Lucy Pinder's Breasts Are A Huge Distraction  —  Here's a video of Lucy Pinder doing some ads spots for some kind of TV show, product or whatever.  All I know is that if you're going to promote something, I think putting her in awesomely revealing outfits will make it very difficult to get your message across.