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8:45 AM ET, March 12, 2008

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The Sun:
Britney gets animated  —  In my world exclusive screen shots you can see the troubled star has had the animation treatment.  —  The audacious promo to forthcoming single Break The Ice is set in a futuristic world, and sees Brit depicted as a pretty, slim line superhero.
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Beth Hilton / Digital Spy:
Arnold ‘tried to help Spears two years ago’  —  Tom Arnold has claimed that he urged Britney Spears to get help for drug addiction two years ago after finding her slumped in the stairwell of his apartment block.  —  The actor said he tripped on Spears after discovering her in the hallway …
Henry Seltzer / Us Weekly:
Britney Laughed “A Lot” on Mother Set  —  Usmagazine.com has confirmed that Britney Spears will guest star on the March 24 episode of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother.  —  The pop star, 26 will play Abby, a receptionist at a dermatologist's office who falls for architect Ted (Josh Radnor) when he comes in to have a tattoo removed.
Nhancock / PageSix.com:
Britney Spears: Is She or Isn't She?
Jen Heger / PageSix.com:
Brit's Conservators Clean House
Discussion: Hollyscoop and Us Weekly
Star:
Sparks Fly for Owen Wilson & Jennifer Aniston  —  Step aside, Kate Hudson!  —  According to a Star source, Owen Wilson has been cozying up to Jennifer Aniston in Miami, where they're currently playing husband and wife on the set of the upcoming film Marley and Me.
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Michael K / Dlisted:   Not What Owen Needs  —  I was waiting for this rumor to surface and here it is!
TMZ.com:
Mary Ann — More Like Mary Jane!!  —  Dawn Wells, the actress that played Mary Ann on “Gilligan's Island,” was busted with marijuana in her car after driving home from her birthday party — and she's 69!  —  Wells was pulled over on October 18 after a Teton County sheriff noticed her swerve across …
Mopsa / holymoly.co.uk:
LINDSAY NO JOB  —  It seems that the old adage ‘out with the old and in with the new’ doesn't apply to Lindsay Lohan.  Apparently she's being dropped as the face of fashion label Jill Stuart, and replaced by older horsey-faced actress Hilary Swank.  Which means Li-Lo now has plenty of time to focus on her ‘music’.
Discussion: That Other Blog
MTV:
Danity Kane |  The Leak |  Album Preview  —  The show-stopping sex kittens follow up the stratospheric success of their platinum-selling self-titled debut with their sophomore album, Welcome to the Dollhouse — their glammest, gutsiest, most grown-up effort yet.
TMZ.com:
Man with Rifle Arrested at Kate Hudson's House  —  TMZ has learned a person with a gun has been arrested at Kate Hudson's house in New York City.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ a woman called 911 after seeing what she thought were men on her roof with a rifle.
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Cele|bitchy:
Letterman asks Paula Abdul if she's drunk  —  Paula Abdul was on Letterman last night and she didn't look or act too sober at first, but then perked up at the end of the interview.  She was funny in that drunk party guest kind of way.  Letterman asked her if she enjoyed her Superbowl performance …
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The Sun:
Supermodels' £1.5m bot shots  —  THESE cheeky shots of supermodels KATE MOSS and GISELE BUNDCHEN are part of a collection tipped to fetch £1.5million at auction.  —  An original image of BRIGITTE BARDOT is also among 135 being sold by German-born collector Gert Elfering.
New York Post:
SAD NO-SHOW  —  THE yearly fund-raising gala for the pro-choice Women's Campaign Fund - which features famous chefs cooking dinner at some of the most spectacular apartments in the city - was doomed to gloom.  Silda Wall Spitzer was scheduled to attend one of the Monday night parties - which she obviously skipped.
New York Post:
LOHAN LUNACY  —  THE Lord loves a hypocrite!  At least that's what Michael Lohan is hoping.  Lindsay's Bible-thumping father has slammed his ex-wife, Dina, for her reality show “Living Lohan,” in which she features their youngest daughter, Ali.  But it turns out he's got his own show he's trying to sell.
Yahoo!:
Mimi Takes Manhattan  —  The magnificent Mariah Carey is all smiles as she sashays through New York's Times Square in a sexy patent leather jacket and super fly sunglasses.
Discussion: OH NO!!
New York Post:
CHIVALRY LIVES ON  —  MARC Jacobs' boy toy, Jason Preston, took a beating outside Hiro after partying Sunday night.  A spy outside the West 16th Street club at 4 a.m. on Monday told us, “A guy threw his drink at another guy and hit an innocent girl in the chest instead, soaking her and making her cry.”
New York Post:
ANXIETY-BUSTER  —  JOHN Mayer keeps a pharmaceutical pick-me-up in his pocket.  The Grammy winner says he has a supply of anti-anxiety drug Xanax with him at all times to combat any downward spirals.  “There are these incidental kinds of loopholes in my brain, where the...
Discussion: Wendy Wayrad and Celebrity Mound
 
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