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3:04 AM ET, March 12, 2008

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The Sun:
Britney gets animated  —  In my world exclusive screen shots you can see the troubled star has had the animation treatment.  —  The audacious promo to forthcoming single Break The Ice is set in a futuristic world, and sees Brit depicted as a pretty, slim line superhero.
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Henry Seltzer / Us Weekly:
Britney Laughed “A Lot” on Mother Set  —  Usmagazine.com has confirmed that Britney Spears will guest star on the March 24 episode of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother.  —  The pop star, 26 will play Abby, a receptionist at a dermatologist's office who falls for architect Ted (Josh Radnor) when he comes in to have a tattoo removed.
Beth Hilton / Digital Spy:
Arnold ‘tried to help Spears two years ago’  —  Tom Arnold has claimed that he urged Britney Spears to get help for drug addiction two years ago after finding her slumped in the stairwell of his apartment block.  —  The actor said he tripped on Spears after discovering her in the hallway …
Mandi Illuzzi / Us Weekly:
Justin Timberlake Calls Ex Britney Spears a Wannabe  —  Justin Timberlake was in a comedic mood last night in NYC as he inducted Madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.  —  He recalled how she once ordered him to drop his pants to give him a vitamin B12 shot while collaborating on her new album Hard Candy.
Nhancock / PageSix.com:
Britney Spears: Is She or Isn't She?
Jen Heger / PageSix.com:
Brit's Conservators Clean House
Discussion: Hollyscoop and Us Weekly
Star:
Sparks Fly for Owen Wilson & Jennifer Aniston  —  Step aside, Kate Hudson!  —  According to a Star source, Owen Wilson has been cozying up to Jennifer Aniston in Miami, where they're currently playing husband and wife on the set of the upcoming film Marley and Me.
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Michael K / Dlisted:   Not What Owen Needs  —  I was waiting for this rumor to surface and here it is!
TMZ.com:
Mary Ann — More Like Mary Jane!!  —  Dawn Wells, the actress that played Mary Ann on “Gilligan's Island,” was busted with marijuana in her car after driving home from her birthday party — and she's 69!  —  Wells was pulled over on October 18 after a Teton County sheriff noticed her swerve across …
Fall TV Watch:
Audrina Patridge to Join Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas  —  The Hills has its share of catfights, but now it will have a bona fide feline on its hands.  —  Lauren Conrad's trusty sidekick Audrina Patridge will take the stage alongside the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls show inside Pure Nightclub …
TMZ.com:
Man with Rifle Arrested at Kate Hudson's House  —  TMZ has learned a person with a gun has been arrested at Kate Hudson's house in New York City.  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ a woman called 911 after seeing what she thought were men on her roof with a rifle.
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Lina Ritchie / Daily Mail:
Is Meg Ryan turning into Leslie Ash?  —  It started with the lips and the unflattering ‘pout trout’ look - but now it seems Meg Ryan truly is morphing into British actress Leslie Ash.  —  America's former sweetheart was attending a film soiree in New York last night, where her uncanny resemblance to Ash was hard to miss.
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Jarett Wieselman / PageSix.com:
Tom Hangs With Woman Who Used To Be Meg Ryan
Discussion: Perez Hilton
Cele|bitchy:
Letterman asks Paula Abdul if she's drunk  —  Paula Abdul was on Letterman last night and she didn't look or act too sober at first, but then perked up at the end of the interview.  She was funny in that drunk party guest kind of way.  Letterman asked her if she enjoyed her Superbowl performance …
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The Sun:
Supermodels' £1.5m bot shots  —  THESE cheeky shots of supermodels KATE MOSS and GISELE BUNDCHEN are part of a collection tipped to fetch £1.5million at auction.  —  An original image of BRIGITTE BARDOT is also among 135 being sold by German-born collector Gert Elfering.
Matthew Rettenmund / boy culture:
Quaid Makes Me Randy  —  Dennis Quaid looks ready for action in the new Italian Vanity Fair (Marzo 5, 2008)—one point off for the odd Botoxed brow effect (why does Botox create that dip between the eyebrows?), but otherwise an A+ for the soon-to-be 54-year-old:
Mopsa / holymoly.co.uk:
LINDSAY NO JOB  —  It seems that the old adage ‘out with the old and in with the new’ doesn't apply to Lindsay Lohan.  Apparently she's being dropped as the face of fashion label Jill Stuart, and replaced by older horsey-faced actress Hilary Swank.  Which means Li-Lo now has plenty of time to focus on her ‘music’.
Discussion: That Other Blog
Empire News:
Singer Talks Superman Returns Sequel  —  Exclusive: Director confirms development  —  Earlier today, IESB reported that there was a strong rumour that Bryan Singer was working on a sequel to Superman Returns and that Transformers' Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman would be writing the script.
Brian Orloff / People.com:
Patrick Dempsey Dedicates Cancer Center in Maine  —  He may be at home on screen at Seattle Grace Hospital, but on Tuesday Patrick Dempsey made a special appearance at the Central Maine Medical Center, to announce plans for a new cancer ward to be named in his honor.
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Us Weekly:   Patrick Dempsey  —  Known to the masses as “Dr. McDreamy,” …
Michael K / Dlisted:
It Took 4 Minutes To Make This Cover  —  It took them 30 seconds to find two separate stock photos of Madge and Justin Timberdouche.  It took them another 30 to paste them together.  It took a full minute to find the font.  The rest of the two minutes was spent airbrushing Madge's face.
Discussion: OH NO!! and lalate news
Olinka Koster / Daily Mail:
Actress Samantha Morton ‘stalked by childhood friend who bombarded her with texts and phone calls’  —  Samantha Morton became “absolutely petrified” when a childhood acquaintance began stalking her by sending her sinister love notes, she told a court yesterday.
Discussion: PageSix.com
 
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Daily Mail:
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