Spitzer's Hooker “Revealed”  —  PageSix.com can reveal a portfolio description from the Emperors Club web site which could depict the “Kristen” mentioned in the Governor Eliot Spitzer prostitution case.  —  The 5-foot-5-inch brunette likes dining at fancy restaurants and will show up wearing very high heels.

Nicky Hilton Addresses Weight - and Paris's New Man  —  Nicky Hilton debuted her latest fashion line Tuesday night - but chatter about her weight and her sister's love life took center stage.  —  Hilton, who has been dogged by Internet speculation about recent weight loss, hit back at the reports.

Ryan Seacrest's dating Sunset Tan star  —  Has Ryan Seacrest found love?  An insider close to Ryan's inner circle is confirming that the American Idol and E! host has been seeing Sunset Tan star Holly “Olly” Huddleston for a few months now.  Ryan has managed to keep the relationship hush-hush since …

Kevin Federline in Talks to Star in Legally Blonde on Broadway  —  Curtains for Kevin Federline!  —  A source says Britney Spears' ex, 30, may be heading to NYC in September to make his Broadway debut in Legally Blonde, the Tony-nominated musical adaptation of the hit film, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

Mariah Replaces Janet on “SNL”  —  “SNL” has replaced one sick diva with another!  —  Sources tell TMZ Mariah Carey will be the musical guest on “SNL” this week after Janet Jackson dropped out because of the flu.  —  Miss Carey if you're nasty!

Francis — Free from Florida!  —  Joe Francis is just wrapping up a court appearance in Panama City, Florida, and TMZ has learned that he's a free man, after agreeing to a plea deal that will keep him out of jail — and sources tell TMZ that Joe will be back in L.A. as early as tonight.

‘Hills’ Star Shows Her Style  —  Wait... if Lauren Conrad is showing her own fashions, who's filling her role as the frazzled, earpieced intern messing it all up backstage?  —  The Hills star displayed her collection as part of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week LA, and enjoyed the support …

Locklear 911 Caller: Actress May Be ‘Suicidal’  —  The man who called 911 about an incident at Heather Locklear's house claimed to be a doctor worried about her safety, according to a tape released by authorities.  —  “I have a patient and I have a feeling she's suicidal.

Brittany Murphy & Husband Talk Baby Plans and Blogs  —  Brittany Murphy and her writer-director husband Simon Monjack are just weeks away from celebrating their April 12 first anniversary.  Now the couple have set their sights on reaching another milestone: Starting a family.

Cover Story: At Home With Britney  —  For the last six weeks, Britney Spears has essentially been grounded by her daddy, Jamie Spears, in a desperate measure to save her life.  Of course, there are worse places to be holed up than her $7.2 million, 7,400-square-foot Mediterranean-style villa in Studio City.

‘Billie Jean’ Arrested at Neverland Ranch  —  The Michael Jackson song clearly spells out that Billie Jean is not his lover.  But that didn't stop a Santa Maria woman named Billie Jean Jackson from allegedly trying to get through the gates of Neverland Ranch on Monday evening by claiming she was Jackson's wife.

Britney Spears's New Video Debuts Today!  —  The animated Britney Spears is about to make her bow - at an online cocktail party, no less.  —  The pop star's latest video, an animated clip for her new single “Break the Ice,” is debuting Wednesday night at 6:30 p.m. ET at the Web site BlackoutBall.com …

Julianne Moore Fumes Over Spitzer ‘Embarrassment’  —  New York Governor Elliot Spitzer apparently won't be getting off easy with his celebrity constituents.  —  “A f—ing embarrassment” is how Julianne Moore, once a fan of the former attorney general, termed the politico's involvement …

Ashlee Simpson: “I Was Never Unhappy With How I Looked”  —  Ashlee Simpson has come a long way since being a style wallflower in the shadow of older sister Jessica.  —  “I used to look at a beautiful girl on the cover of a magazine and think I could never be that,” the 23-year-old singer tells Us Weekly …

Anxiety-Buster  —  JOHN Mayer keeps a pharmaceutical pick-me-up in his pocket.  The Grammy winner says he has a supply of anti-anxiety drug Xanax with him at all times to combat any downward spirals.  “There are these incidental kinds of loopholes in my brain, where the wires can cross …

Bullets & bags of pot found in rapper's car  —  Rapper Juelz Santana is expected to appear in municipal court in New Jersey on Wednesday after police pulled him over for driving with a suspended license and found marijuana and hollow-point bullets in his Bentley, the Daily News has learned.