Minnie Driver Expecting Her First Child  —  Minnie Driver is expecting her first child, joking her morning sickness is so bad it actually occurs “morning, noon and night.”  —  Driver, 38, revealed her pregnancy Thursday on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno after Leno quipped that it looked …

Exclusive: Jackass Star on Suicide Watch  —  Jackass star Steve-O is being held at L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after threatening to take his own life, Star has learned exclusively!  —  According to an insider, he was taken to the emergency room on Sunday afternoon.

Freaky feet: Paris Hilton reveals her terrifying size 11s  —  She's not one to shy away from attention of any sort, but not even Paris Hilton would be pleased that all eyes were on her rather peculiar feet yesterday.  —  The heiress' huge size 11s attracted attention for all the wrong reasons …

Chris Rock And Anthony Pellicano's Secret Phone Call: The Tryst, The Tissue Of DNA And All The Details  —  Below is the entire audio of a 31-minute conversation in 2001 between Chris Rock and Anthony Pellicano discussing a woman named Monica Zsibrita.  —  During her testimony in court …

Access Exclusive: Adnan Gives Update On Britney  —  As Britney Spears is busy testing out her funny bone on “How I Met Your Mother,” pal Adnan Ghalib was out in Hollywood on Thursday night, where he gave Access Hollywood an exclusive update on the pop star.  —  Adnan, who was out at the Ed …

Naughty Vic is a saucy Spice  —  The couple visited the Pleasure Chest adult superstore in Hollywood at the weekend.  —  A source said: “David grabbed a small shopping basket and stocked up on some goods.  Victoria was very vocal, cracking jokes constantly.

NORTON BEHAVES LIKE A HULK  —  THEY might want to create a new Oscar for Edward Norton: Hollywood's Biggest Pain in the Butt.  Word is Norton is warring with Marvel Studios over the final cut of “The Incredible Hulk,” which he wrote and stars in but is threatening not to promote.

K-Fed's Big B-day Payday  —  How much would you pay for one night with Kevin Federline?  If you're Pure nightclub, the answer is: a lot!  —  Multiple sources tell PageSix.com that former Mr. Britney Spears is being paid at least six figures to host his 30th birthday party at the Las Vegas hotspot on March 21.

EXCLUSIVE: NICOLE KIDMAN'S BODYGUARD ATTACKS FLYNET PHOTOGRAPHER!  —  We have an exclusive video of actress Nicole Kidman's longtime bodyguard attacking one of our photogs in Santa Monica today!  —  The physical assault stemmed from an incident on Wednesday, when a fellow photographer …

Sean Penn's Man-on-Man Disco Kiss  —  Sean Penn does more than pay lip service to his role as Harvey Milk in Gus Van Sant's movie about the slain gay rights activist.  —  Just ask Mark Martinez, the performance artist who plays the late cross-dressing disco singer Sylvester in the movie.

JACKSON REPRIEVE  —  MICHAEL Jackson has pulled off a monetary moonwalk to save his dilapidated Neverland Ranch from the auction block.  The 2,500-acre spread in Los Olivos, Calif., was to be sold off next Wednesday after Jacko defaulted on his $24.5 million mortgage.

Barbara Walters to Kim Kardashian: Why are you famous?  —  Here's a clip of Kim Kardashian and Bruce Jenner's appearance on The View this morning.  It's kind of funny to see Barbara Walters animated corpse cut right through the bulls**t and ask Kim why she's famous.