Heather Mills ‘So Happy’ with $50M Divorce Settlement  —  Speaking on the steps of the High Court in London Monday, Heather Mills declared herself “so, so happy” with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney.  —  The 40-year-old ex-wife of the former Beatle said she was …

Britney's All Smiles on ‘How I Met Your Mother’  —  We've all been talking about it and now here's your first look at Britney Spears as a receptionist on How I Met Your Mother.  Looking slim and sexy (from the shoulders up at least) Britney was reportedly on her best behavior last week …

Jennifer's in the pink...but there's no sign of Owen Wilson  —  Jennifer Aniston is mixing business with pleasure during her visit to Miami.  —  The star took a break from filming her new romantic comedy Marley & Me to spend the day lounging by the ocean in her luxury resort.

Will Smith, Jada the new faces of Scientology  —  Plus: Weekend box office and celebrity sightings  —  Radar magazine's April cover story tries to make the case that Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett (seen here with Scientology supercouple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes) are the new faces of the religion.

Oil Heir Loses Another Couch  —  BRANDON “Greasy Bear” Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, has worn out his welcome as a houseguest of one of his few friends, music producer Scott Storch.  The other night, “Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott's place and crashed on the couch,” a source said.

Tidbits: Nicole thinks Paris is a ‘nightmare’  —  Plus: LiLo says no to mom's reality show; Colin Farrell Googles himself  —  Nicole Richie, left, and Paris Hilton were able to patch up their friendship after their fallout in 2005, but an insider tells Star that the two are at again.

Thomas Jane Popped for DUI  —  TMZ has learned “The Punisher” star Thomas Jane was busted early this morning for DUI.  —  Jane, whose real name is Thomas Elliot, was nabbed in Kern County, Calif. by CHP officers.  He has been charged with DUI and driving with a blood alcohol level above .08% — both misdemeanors.

An attack on Tupac Shakur launched a hip-hop war  —  In 1994, Tupac Shakur was ambushed, beaten and shot at the Quad Recording Studios in New York.  He insisted that friends of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs were behind it.  New information supports him.  —  NEW YORK — Cameras flashed as paramedics carried …

Bill Clinton, Brad Pitt meet in storm-hit area  —  NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Former President Bill Clinton met with actor Brad Pitt and hundreds of volunteers in the Lower 9th Ward on Sunday at the site where a foundation headed by Pitt plans to begin building affordable homes for Hurricane Katrina victims.

Reality Check  —  Mr. Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, has a terrifically entertaining cover on VMan (spring/summer 2008)—to illustrate the line “ASHTON GETS REAL,” he poses on and in the mag as a robot.  A good-looking robot, but a robot nonetheless.  —  “I'M NOT REAL” is shot by Mario Testino …

Kaplan Scores — Brit Must Pay Up  —  Britney has just been ordered to pay Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Daddy's lawyer, $375,000 in lawyer's fees.  —  Kaplan was asking for a cool half mil over a four month period in the custody fight.  Commish Scott Gordon had initially ordered Brit to pay Federleze's “reasonable” attorney's fees.

Minnie Driver: Pregnancy Will Be ‘Fat and Happy’  —  She may be months away from giving birth, but first time mom-to-be Minnie Driver is already bracing for those sleepless nights.  —  “I'm going to be a very tired mother, I'm sure!”  Driver told PEOPLE at the season-two premiere of The Riches in West Hollywood Sunday.

Tara Reid's Bikini Cover Up  —  Once again, here's Tara Reid in a bikini but for some reason, this time she decided to cover her butchered stomach with that weird cloth/outfit.  That's not going to help with tan lines all that much.  Anyway, I like Tara and I feel bad that because of her poor decision making …