Britney's All Smiles on ‘How I Met Your Mother’  —  We've all been talking about it and now here's your first look at Britney Spears as a receptionist on How I Met Your Mother.  Looking slim and sexy (from the shoulders up at least) Britney was reportedly on her best behavior last week …

In Lieu of Being Clever: Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini  —  Why have none of you locked this lady down!!!?  —  Sincerely,  —  Mostly-sane women of the world  —  On Saturday, Jennifer Aniston stripped down to this hot little fuscia number and spent the day lounging in the Miami sun.

Kristin Davis Has a Sex Tape  —  Either Sex and the City has really stepped up their game for their new movie, or someone who looks a lot like Charlotte York is licking some guy's dork.  I guess the story behind this is some guy is shopping around this “Kristin Davis sex tape” …

Anna Nicole Inquest — Daniel Did Drugs  —  Larry Birkhead has just testified in the Bahamas in the inquest involving the death of Daniel Smith, Anna Nicole's son.  Some of the testimony about drugs is pretty shocking.  —  Birkhead testified that in April 2006, Anna realized some of her Methadone was missing in her Studio City home.

Britney Spears Ordered to Pay $375,000 in K-Fed's Legal Bills  —  Britney Spears has been ordered to pay $375,000 of Kevin Federline's legal bills, according to court documents released Monday.  —  Los Angeles Court Commissioner Scott Gordon called the legal billing “reasonable,” …

Heather Mills ‘So Happy’ with $50M Divorce Settlement  —  Speaking on the steps of the High Court in London Monday, Heather Mills declared herself “so, so happy” with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney.  —  The 40-year-old ex-wife of the former Beatle said she was …

Pamela Anderson's trousers do a vanishing act as she hits the stage for a magic show  —  Pamela Anderson starred in a magic show in Berlin yesterday but it wasn't her tricks that got the crowd talking.  —  The former Baywatch star emerged on stage in just a tight corset and skimpy briefs …

Madonna and Guy ‘Remain Happily Married’  —  Madonna and Guy Ritchie are not headed for splitsville, according to the singer's rep.  —  “I am delighted to confirm that Mr. and Mrs. Guy Ritchie remain happily married,” Liz Rosenberg said in a statement Monday, countering rampant speculation about trouble in the couple's marriage.

Heavy make-up fails to conceal the state of Amy Winehouse's deteriorating skin  —  And the scratches on singer's arm look worse than ever  —  Not even a hefty slather of make-up can hide the shocking state of Amy Winehouse's skin.  —  The singer was seen leaving her Camden home …

Will Smith, Jada the new faces of Scientology  —  Plus: Weekend box office and celebrity sightings  —  Radar magazine's April cover story tries to make the case that Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett (seen here with Scientology supercouple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes) are the new faces of the religion.

Oil Heir Loses Another Couch  —  BRANDON “Greasy Bear” Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, has worn out his welcome as a houseguest of one of his few friends, music producer Scott Storch.  The other night, “Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott's place and crashed on the couch,” a source said.

Thomas Jane Popped for DUI  —  TMZ has learned “The Punisher” star Thomas Jane was busted early this morning for DUI.  —  Jane, whose real name is Thomas Elliot, was nabbed in Kern County, Calif. by CHP officers.  He has been charged with DUI and driving with a blood alcohol level above .08% — both misdemeanors.

Source: Mel & Britney Have Been ‘Meeting Regularly’  —  Mel Gibson and Britney Spears's dinner over the weekend wasn't their first meeting.  —  The pair and their families have met a number of times since Spears checked out from her second hospitalization last month, a source tells PEOPLE.

Reality Check  —  Mr. Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, has a terrifically entertaining cover on VMan (spring/summer 2008)—to illustrate the line “ASHTON GETS REAL,” he poses on and in the mag as a robot.  A good-looking robot, but a robot nonetheless.  —  “I'M NOT REAL” is shot by Mario Testino …