Britney's All Smiles on ‘How I Met Your Mother’  —  We've all been talking about it and now here's your first look at Britney Spears as a receptionist on How I Met Your Mother.  Looking slim and sexy (from the shoulders up at least) Britney was reportedly on her best behavior last week …

Heather Mills ‘So Happy’ with $50M Divorce Settlement  —  Speaking on the steps of the High Court in London Monday, Heather Mills declared herself “so, so happy” with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney.  —  The 40-year-old ex-wife of the former Beatle said she was …

Jennifer's in the pink...but there's no sign of Owen Wilson  —  Jennifer Aniston is mixing business with pleasure during her visit to Miami.  —  The star took a break from filming her new romantic comedy Marley & Me to spend the day lounging by the ocean in her luxury resort.

Pamela Anderson's trousers do a vanishing act as she hits the stage for a magic show  —  Pamela Anderson starred in a magic show in Berlin yesterday but it wasn't her tricks that got the crowd talking.  —  The former Baywatch star emerged on stage in just a tight corset and skimpy briefs …

Source: Mel & Britney Have Been ‘Meeting Regularly’  —  Mel Gibson and Britney Spears's dinner over the weekend wasn't their first meeting.  —  The pair and their families have met a number of times since Spears checked out from her second hospitalization last month, a source tells PEOPLE.

Will Smith, Jada the new faces of Scientology  —  Plus: Weekend box office and celebrity sightings  —  Radar magazine's April cover story tries to make the case that Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett (seen here with Scientology supercouple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes) are the new faces of the religion.

Kaplan Scores — Brit Must Pay Up  —  Britney has just been ordered to pay Mark Vincent Kaplan, K-Daddy's lawyer, $375,000 in lawyer's fees.  —  Kaplan was asking for a cool half mil over a four month period in the custody fight.  Commish Scott Gordon had initially ordered Brit to pay Federleze's “reasonable” attorney's fees.

Thomas Jane Popped for DUI  —  TMZ has learned “The Punisher” star Thomas Jane was busted early this morning for DUI.  —  Jane, whose real name is Thomas Elliot, was nabbed in Kern County, Calif. by CHP officers.  He has been charged with DUI and driving with a blood alcohol level above .08% — both misdemeanors.

Oil Heir Loses Another Couch  —  BRANDON “Greasy Bear” Davis, grandson of the late oil billionaire Marvin Davis, has worn out his welcome as a houseguest of one of his few friends, music producer Scott Storch.  The other night, “Brandon and Scott went out and Brandon went back to Scott's place and crashed on the couch,” a source said.

Reality Check  —  Mr. Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, has a terrifically entertaining cover on VMan (spring/summer 2008)—to illustrate the line “ASHTON GETS REAL,” he poses on and in the mag as a robot.  A good-looking robot, but a robot nonetheless.  —  “I'M NOT REAL” is shot by Mario Testino …

Anna Nicole Inquest — Daniel Did Drugs  —  Larry Birkhead has just testified in the Bahamas in the inquest involving the death of Daniel Smith, Anna Nicole's son.  Some of the testimony about drugs is pretty shocking.  —  Birkhead testified that in April 2006, Anna realized some of her Methadone was missing in her Studio City home.

George: ‘E.R.’ Rumor is DOA  —  There were rumors that George Clooney would be putting on his scrubs one more time for “E.R.,” but George is telling “Extra” he has no plans to return to the NBC drama.  “The truth of the matter is they wouldn't ask, and there really would be no reason for it.”

Tidbits: Nicole thinks Paris is a ‘nightmare’  —  Plus: LiLo says no to mom's reality show; Colin Farrell Googles himself  —  Nicole Richie, left, and Paris Hilton were able to patch up their friendship after their fallout in 2005, but an insider tells Star that the two are at again.

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner Throw Barack Obama Fundraiser  —  Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hosted a fundraiser for Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama Sunday in the actor's hometown of Boston.  —  Wearing a gray suit and black Converse All Star sneakers, Affleck said he and his wife …