That isn't Lindsay Lohan  —  A grainy screen shot from a video supposedly of Lindsay Lohan giving Calum Best a bj has been proven to be a fake.  An eagle eyed porn fiend reader sent in a link to the video from which the picture came (XTube, very NSFW).  The poorly shot vid was added …

A Whore In Africa  —  Orphans at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis children's home in South Africa were surprised to receive a visit from the world's most famous pornstar, Paris Hilton, yesterday.  Paris is in South Africa with her douche boyfriend.  Good Charlotte is due to play in the My Coke Fest in Johannesburg today.

Tori Spelling: I'd Love To Be in 90210 Remake  —  Tori Spelling would like to return to her old zip code.  —  The actress has yet to be contacted by the producers of the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake the CW is developing, but Spelling, who played Donna Martin on the original show for 10 years …

Brangelina's Charity: Bravo  —  Brangelina's Charity: Bravo |  Paul Simon's Son, Wife Make Music |  Bronfman's Folly: Warner Stock Collapses |  ‘Today’ Show: Got Dough?  ; Jermaine's Dead Body |  Minghella Memories  —  Brangelina's Charity: Bravo  —  It's all good news for fans of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Enjoying the show?  Pregnant Nicole catches forty winks at her HUSBAND'S concert  —  For his adoring fans, watching Keith Urban perform on stage is a thrilling experience.  —  However, for wife Nicole Kidman, it's a time when she can try to sneak a quick forty winks.

Jamie Lee Curtis Drops Her Top to Make a Point  —  Actress Jamie Lee Curtis has once again decided to bare her soul - and body - to convince women that they will be their most beautiful if they take care of their bodies and age naturally.  —  The star, whose curves turned heads in such early films …

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Nude Pictures?  —  You've probably heard of Ashley Alexandra Durpe by now, but in case you haven't she's the alleged $4000/hour hooker, aka Kristen, at the centre of the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal.  She's been a Girl Gone Wild, and posed nude for The New York Post, but so far she has yet to be seen naked.

Steve-O ‘Powerless Over Alcoholism’  —  Steve-O, who is currently hospitalized, is opening up on his MySpace blog about his mother's alcoholism and his own early experience with alcohol - including claims that his parents gave it to him as a child.  —  The Jackass star writes …

Big Britney News!  —  Britney is back and with a vengeance!  —  The once and future Princess of Pop is regrouping, reprioritizing and getting her life and career back on track.  —  Spears is also keeping busy with new projects and focusing on the future.

Angela Bassett gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — Angela Bassett has had good days — giving birth to twins, winning a Golden Globe, being nominated for an Academy Award.  Then there was Thursday.  —  “Do you ever have one of those days?

“Not Preggers”  —  Fergie and fiance Josh Duhamel are getting married, but not starting a family just yet.  —  Despite rumors to the contrary, Fergie is “not preggers,” her rep tells Usmagazine.com.  —  “It's not true,” adds Duhamel's rep. “She is not pregnant.”

ANDERSON COOPER TAKES A TOUR OF DAVID BECKHAM'S TATTOOS  —  Anderson Cooper learns how Beckham “bends it” on 60 Minutes this Sunday in a profile of the L.A. Galaxy superstar.  Cooper tends goal while Beckham demonstrates his signature kick and Cooper gets in the game, making a few valiant attempts to block the goal.

Melissa Joan Hart Takes The Family Out For A Stroll  —  Melissa Joan Hart....arms.  Here she is with....arms.  Melissa Joan Hart had....sleeveless t-shirt.  Stop!  —  *J. Harvey collects himself*  —  Which way to the gun show, sir?  Here's Melissa Joan Hart and her husband, musician Mark Wilkerson, taking their brood for a walk.

YouTube Awards: Chris Crocker Loses for Britney Spears Freak-Out  —  Chris Crocker — who became a YouTube sensation for his freak-out over Britney Spears — now may really have something to cry about.  —  He lost out in the best commentary category at yesterday's second annual YouTube awards …