Is this fashion victim Victoria Beckham's most bizarre outfit EVER?  —  She has made no secret of her desperate desire to be a style icon.  —  But Victoria Beckham's latest bizarre outfit only confirmed her status as fashion victim extraordinaire.  —  Wearing a raven black headpiece …

A Whore In Africa  —  Orphans at the Jakaranda Kinderhuis children's home in South Africa were surprised to receive a visit from the world's most famous pornstar, Paris Hilton, yesterday.  Paris is in South Africa with her douche boyfriend.  Good Charlotte is due to play in the My Coke Fest in Johannesburg today.

Tori Spelling: I'd Love To Be in 90210 Remake  —  Tori Spelling would like to return to her old zip code.  —  The actress has yet to be contacted by the producers of the Beverly Hills, 90210 remake the CW is developing, but Spelling, who played Donna Martin on the original show for 10 years …

Kristin Cavallari on Audrina's Nude Pics: “Her Body's Bangin'”  —  Kristin Cavallari is confident that the topless photos of Audrina Patridge won't bring The Hills star down.  —  “She can move on from it,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Details Celebrates “Mavericks 2008” in L.A. Thursday.

Ryan Phillippe: Jake Gyllenhaal is “a Good Dude”  —  Ryan Phillippe wishes ex wife Reese Witherspoon happiness with her new beau Jake Gyllenhaal.  —  “He's a good dude,” Phillippe said on The Howard Stern Show Thursday.  “I love her and I want her to be happy, and it seems like she is.”

Desperately needing a mirror: Eva shows off sporty look but forgets her make-up  —  Eva Longoria is usually immaculately groomed.  Both on and off set, the desperate housewife never fails to turn heads for her glamorous outfits and flawless hair and make-up.

Enjoying the show?  Pregnant Nicole catches forty winks at her HUSBAND'S concert  —  For his adoring fans, watching Keith Urban perform on stage is a thrilling experience.  —  However, for wife Nicole Kidman, it's a time when she can try to sneak a quick forty winks.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Nude Pictures?  —  You've probably heard of Ashley Alexandra Durpe by now, but in case you haven't she's the alleged $4000/hour hooker, aka Kristen, at the centre of the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal.  She's been a Girl Gone Wild, and posed nude for The New York Post, but so far she has yet to be seen naked.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Gave $8 Mil to Charity  —  News cameras have captured Brad Pitt building homes in New Orleans, and now federal tax filings for the Jolie Pitt Foundation have documented the good works that Brad and Angelina Jolie are doing behind the scenes.

It Wasn't Lindsay — We're Blown Away  —  Lindsay Lohan can rest easy.  The recent sex tape photos circulating the Internet are not of the rehabbed starlet.  They are actually just another slutty girl from Illinois messing around with her boyfriend and a video camera.

She's Pissed!  —  It's war!  —  Lauren Conrad is not happy with Us Weekly.  —  The Hills star feels the mag twisted her words in their cover story, which proclaims she was “betrayed” by Audrina and Brody.  —  L.C. just posted the following message about the situation on her blog:

CoCo's Ass Turns 29!  —  I don't if that says fatt, fatty or something else?  Whatever it is, the extra “t” is for her extra ass, because CoCo looks like she has two.  —  Coco's fatty ass came out to celebrate her 29th Birthday at Plumm in NYC last night.  She held a joint party with her pimp, Ice-T, whose Birthday was last month.

Kim Kardashian Loves The Tuna  —  Here's my favorite former porn star Kim Kardashian posing next to her new perfume line, Eau de Tuna.  Alright, now I know I rag on Kim a lot on Hollywood Tuna, but all jokes aside there's nothing sexier than a girl posing next to my favorite canned fish.  So thanks Kim.

When Bad Meth Trips Never End  —  Pop Star Fergie Tells All About Her Meth-Induced Paranoia  —  Singer Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson recently told Marie Claire of a paranoid episode she suffered while on methamphetamines.  Experts warn such experiences may lead to a permanent psychosis in some users.

Brangelina's Charity: Bravo  —  Brangelina's Charity: Bravo |  Paul Simon's Son, Wife Make Music |  Bronfman's Folly: Warner Stock Collapses |  ‘Today’ Show: Got Dough?  ; Jermaine's Dead Body |  Minghella Memories  —  Brangelina's Charity: Bravo  —  It's all good news for fans of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.