Ex re-ignites K-Fed's birthday candle  —  It may seem like Kevin Federline is well into middle age but the serial baby daddy only just reached his 30s.  —  Dolled up in a dapper gray suit and powder blue button-down that hid his newly acquired paunch, K-Fed celebrated the big 3-0 with a bash at Vegas' Pure nightclub.

READY TO RUMBLE  —  DO not mess with Eve!  The former gangsta-lady from Philadelphia, once described as a “pit bull in a skirt,” doesn't back down from a fight.  When some young women started giving her a rough time last Thursday outside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel...

Watch out Sunningdale - Here comes Courteney Love!  —  The widow of Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain is to become the latest American star to move to Britain.  —  Courtney Love says she is quitting the US and wants to put her legendary wild lifestyle behind her and settle in the English countryside.

Angelina Jolie & James McAvoy Star In ‘Wanted,’ Coming This June  —  Based upon Mark Millar's explosive graphic novel series and helmed by stunning visualist director Timur Bekmambetov—creator of the most successful Russian film franchise in history, the Night Watch series …

X17 XCLUSIVE - Jessica & Cash: Picture Perfect  —  Preggers Jessica Alba and fiance Cash Warren worked a little private photo shoot on the beach yesterday.  —  I'm not certain, but looks like they're posing for one of those cheesy photos couples include with a wedding invite!

Blake begs Amy to pay for drugs  —  JUNKIE BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL has begged wife AMY WINEHOUSE to secretly FUND his drug habit behind bars, The Sun can reveal.  —  The lowlife, 25, told fellow lags he had asked the singer to make payments into the bank account of another con — who would then pass him heroin.

Britney's Sitcom Wardrobe to Be Sold for Charity  —  Britney Spears's guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother could benefit her career - and the environment.  —  A least six items of clothing from the pop star's wardrobe on the show will be auctioned off to benefit the Natural Resources Defense Council …

All This Could Be Yours  —  I know you've fantasized about having Papa Joe Simpson all over your hot body and now your dreams can come true!  Page Six is reporting that Papa Joe is on the prowl.  Papa Joe and his legal wife, Tina Simpson, haven't been seen together in months.

Paris Hilton Hosts a Party in Johannesburg  —  It didn't take long for Paris Hilton to organize a VIP party for herself in Johannesburg this weekend hot on the heels of her goodwill school tour earlier in the week.  —  On Friday night, Hilton was greeted by a throng of fans at the party …

She's not finished yet: Heather heads back to court in bid to lift gagging order - as lawyer says she has suffered a ‘prolonged hanging’  —  After an acrimonious legal battle that left her reputation in tatters - and failed to win her the £125million divorce payout she demanded …

'I Didn't Know I Could Be Happy'  —  Mariah tied with Elvis with 17 No. 1 singles! Will her latest album, E=MC2, take her past the Beatles?  —  Privacy—or the lack thereof—being what it is for Mariah Carey, we are conducting an interview in the backseat of her car.

Exclusive: A Gossip Guy Comes Out!  But Which One?  —  Hey, Uppity Ausholers, Gossip Guy here with a piece of prattle that's going to make your ingrown toenails curl.  —  I'm hearing from an extremely reliable source that a male character on Gossip Girl will be revealed to be of the gay persuasion when the show returns on April 21.