Lindsay Lines Up for Manson Girls  —  Lindsay Lohan is following up her crazy year by joining a cult—in a new movie role, that is.  —  E! News has learned exclusively that Lindsay Lohan has signed on to star as Nancy Pittman, once a loyal member of Charles Manson's not-so-merry band, in the movie Manson Girls.

AND THERE HE HO'S AGAIN  —  ‘WICKED’ SPITZER LINKED TO BUSTY BUSTED MADAM'S BIZ  —  Disgraced former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been identified as a long-standing client of a second high-priced call-girl ring, The Post has learned.  —  The ex-governor regularly patronized Wicked Models …

Over The Hills  —  Senior citizens reenact your favorite MTV reality series.

Madonna: I Work Out to Britney Spears' Album  —  Madonna has a surprising choice when it comes to what she listens to while exercising.  —  “I actually love Britney Spears's new album,” she told New York's Z100-FM Thursday.  “I usually work out to her record.  I do a combination of pilates and dance aerobics.”

Exclusive Photos: Justin Chambers Is Down and Out in Palm Springs  —  Grey's Anatomy cutie Justin Chambers has openly discussed having what he calls a “biological sleep disorder” that landed him at the Resnick Neuropsychiatric Hospital at UCLA Medical Center around the time Britney Spears was a patient last January.

Kate Bosworth Blacks Out Her Steamy 21 Love Scene  —  What happened in Vegas?  Don't ask Kate Bosworth - she can't remember!  —  The 25-year-old actress cannot recall shooting her love scene with Jim Sturgess for 21, she told PEOPLE at Wednesday's Cinema Society and Calvin Klein Jeans-sponsored screening of the film in Manhattan.

Lauren Conrad Says A ‘Hills’ Movie Has Been Discussed  —  Next to a big screen version of “King of Queens” (Leah Remini just got very excited somewhere), is there a better idea in the history of the universe than turning “The Hills” into a movie?  Probably, but I can't think of one at the moment.

Rikki Rockett, Poison drummer, arrested at LAX  —  The drummer for 80s glam band Poison was arrested on a rape warrant issued out of Mississippi as he arrived at LAX after getting off a flight from New Zealand, police said.  —  Rikki Rockett, 46, was arrested Monday at the airport and booked …

Today, on the dish: Jessica Lange: Did she or didn't she?  —  Oh, Jessica, did you ... have something done?  —  The National Enquirer recently speculated, with photos and commentary from a Michigan plastic surgeon, that Jessica Lange has undergone plastic surgery that didn't necessarily result in a change for the better.

Danny Noriega — “Idol” Is a Drag  —  Fresh from Rosie O'Donnell's family cruise, “American Idol” wannabeen Danny Noriega spent Easter Sunday watching people lip-synch in drag — and no, he wasn't on the set of a Paula Abdul video!  —  Danny hit up Oasis nightclub in Upland …

David Beckham Celebrates with Posh in Paris  —  To celebrate playing his 100th soccer game for England, David Beckham and wife Victoria Beckham chose to dine in Paris - at the same spot Eva Longoria and Tony Parker used for their wedding rehearsal dinner.  —  Beckham's extended family …

Ashlee Simpson to Design for Wet Seal!  —  Looks like Jessica isn't the only Simpson sister with a design line.  Wet Seal just announced that Ashlee Simpson will be launching a collection of T-shirts for them.  According to Wet Seal, Ashlee's collection features designs inspired by her own personality …

Disney Advertises on Smut Sites of the Day  —  The most wholesome family corporation f**ks up again.  First, Walt Disney was caught molesting kids after taking them to his magic kingdom and showing them special cartoons he drew for them on his penis, true story my grandmother told me he did it to her.