Jamie Lynn's Baby Registry: From Teething Rings to Car Seats  —  Jamie Lynn Spears took another step toward marriage and motherhood Thursday - registering for gifts at Babies R Us.  —  Spears, who turns 17 on April 4, drove 80 miles to Baton Rouge from her home at the Serenity mansion in Kentwood …

Sarah Larson's Sin City Secrets  —  They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.  But when it comes to George Clooney's girlfriend, former go-go dancer Sarah Larson, evidence of her wild escapades has been spilling out of Sin City like quarters from a slot machine!

Papoose Exclusive: He And Remy Ma Will Get Married Next Month — In Prison  —  ‘I just feel like she gotta live through me,’ rapper tells MTV News.  —  Remy Ma's conviction on assault Thursday certainly was emotional.  The Bronx rapper cried as the judge ordered her to be held in prison until her April 23 sentencing.

Michael Lohan Frowns on Lindsay's Manson Girls Role  —  Michael Lohan isn't thrilled his daughter has signed on to star in Manson Girls.  (She will play one of the murderer's cult followers.)  —  “I really hope that Lindsay gets back to the kinds of films that led to her success,” …

Angelina Jolie's Pregnancy Problem  —  Carrying twins is proving to be a heavy load for Angelina Jolie.\n  Angie was happy and glowing during her first pregnancy with daughter Shiloh.  But this time, the going is tough.  She's fine.  — ok!  —  I don't believe this story.  —  Poor Angie.

“SNL” Star In Pot Stop  —  Kenan Thompson avoids arrest when passenger cops to drug possession  —  A “Saturday Night Live” cast member avoided arrest Wednesday night when the passenger in an SUV he was driving claimed ownership of two bags of marijuana New Jersey police found during a search of the vehicle.

Audrina Fries Her Rice in Pork Fat  —  In what many believe — or at least hope — to be a practical joke for Ashton Kutcher's new prank show Pop Fiction, Hills star Audrina Patridge walked into an L.A. tattoo parlor yesterday and walked out with a rather cryptic bit of Chinese writing on her left forearm.

THREE TO TANGO  —  “DANCING with the Stars” hottie Karina Smirnoff might have two partners off the dance floor.  The shapely brunette has stepped out publicly with her former dance partner, Mario Lopez, but was also recently spotted kissing her current one, R&B singer Mario, at the Four Seasons in Los Angeles.

Paris: “I'm an Inspiration”  —  Mothers and fathers of the world — a new role model has been found.  Of course, it's a role model who has been the star of a notorious, best-selling sex tape, made a fool of herself on several seasons of reality TV and, oh yeah, she's also gone to jail.

Fergie and Quentin Tarantino Throw Joint Vegas Birthday Party  —  Fergie and Quentin Tarantino celebrated their birthdays with a joint bash last night in Las Vegas.  —  “We wanted to do something that was crazy and a lot of fun,” she told Usmagazine.com.  —  The pair — who filmed a hot …

Unless She's Topless, Shannon Elizabeth Isn't Worth It  —  I know I said I would when I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on the show, but I haven't been watching Dancing With The Stars.  Truth is, I don't know what time or day it's on, and since she has yet to appear topless on it, it's not worth finding out.

Mischa Barton's sports attire exposes her dimpled thighs  —  Young starlet Mischa Barton stepped out in a sporty combination of shorts and sweatshirt.  —  But unfortunately it revealed the actress' rather dimpled thighs as she arrived for brunch at a Hollywood restaurant.

Woman Claims Rockett Raped Her At Miss. Casino  —  TMZ has learned that the arrest warrant issued for Poison drummer Rikki Rockett stems from an incident that occurred on September 23, 2007 at a casino in Mississippi.  According to cops Rockett was staying — not playing, music that is …

High School Musical 3 — FIRST PICTURES!!  —  BFFs Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale (with puppy Maui) are seen leaving a rigorous four-hour dance rehearsal at a top secret location in Utah on Thursday.  —  Of course, this was in preparation for their upcoming feature film, High School Musical 3 …

Ledger's passing stokes Joker mania  —  LOS ANGELES - Heath Ledger's frenzied reinvention of the Joker had fans and colleagues buzzing.  His dreadful clown face was seen online by millions, and stood as the goosebump-raising image upon which nearly all early marketing of “The Dark Knight” hinged.