Jamie Lynn's Baby Registry: From Teething Rings to Car Seats  —  Jamie Lynn Spears took another step toward marriage and motherhood Thursday - registering for gifts at Babies R Us.  —  Spears, who turns 17 on April 4, drove 80 miles to Baton Rouge from her home at the Serenity mansion in Kentwood …

Pete's sect, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll  —  POTTY PETE DOHERTY has become obsessed with Scientology after a lover introduced him to the crazy cult, The Sun can reveal.  —  The junkie rocker is hooked on the barmy religion which believes humans are an exiled race from outer space.

Papoose Exclusive: He And Remy Ma Will Get Married Next Month — In Prison  —  ‘I just feel like she gotta live through me,’ rapper tells MTV News.  —  Remy Ma's conviction on assault Thursday certainly was emotional.  The Bronx rapper cried as the judge ordered her to be held in prison until her April 23 sentencing.

Ledger's passing stokes Joker mania  —  LOS ANGELES - Heath Ledger's frenzied reinvention of the Joker had fans and colleagues buzzing.  His dreadful clown face was seen online by millions, and stood as the goosebump-raising image upon which nearly all early marketing of “The Dark Knight” hinged.

CARLA ‘BUMP’ BABY BUZZ  —  WHILE Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has been conquering Britain - where smitten reporters have compared her to Jackie O, Princess Diana and Audrey Hepburn - her fans in Paris and New York have been studying photos of the former fashion model in all her Christian Dior finery, and some think she might be pregnant.

A Memo to J. Lo  —  Dear J. Lo:  —  We all fight for first dibs on the office's People subscription, and this week everyone was dying to see the “world exclusive” pics of your newborn twins.  Max and Emme are darling, natch, and you look as glam as ever—but Parents staffers were kinda shocked …

Ashlee Simpson's teenage T-shirts  —  Ashlee Simpson is set to design her own range of T-shirts for teenage girls.  The singer - who is dating Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz - has teamed up with US store Wet Seal, which will sell the tops in conjunction with the release of her third album ‘Bittersweet World’.

Unless She's Topless, Shannon Elizabeth Isn't Worth It  —  I know I said I would when I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on the show, but I haven't been watching Dancing With The Stars.  Truth is, I don't know what time or day it's on, and since she has yet to appear topless on it, it's not worth finding out.

High School Musical 3 — FIRST PICTURES!!  —  BFFs Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale (with puppy Maui) are seen leaving a rigorous four-hour dance rehearsal at a top secret location in Utah on Thursday.  —  Of course, this was in preparation for their upcoming feature film, High School Musical 3 …

Madonna: “Let's Go Save” Britney Spears  —  Madonna says the media needs to “step off” Britney Spears.  —  “For real... Let's go save her,” she told the Yo on E! satellite radio show.  —  Madonna, 49, said 11-year-old daughter Lourdes “gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney.”

Michael Lohan Frowns on Lindsay's Manson Girls Role  —  Michael Lohan isn't thrilled his daughter has signed on to star in Manson Girls.  (She will play one of the murderer's cult followers.)  —  “I really hope that Lindsay gets back to the kinds of films that led to her success,” …

“SNL” Star In Pot Stop  —  Kenan Thompson avoids arrest when passenger cops to drug possession  —  A “Saturday Night Live” cast member avoided arrest Wednesday night when the passenger in an SUV he was driving claimed ownership of two bags of marijuana New Jersey police found during a search of the vehicle.

Woman Claims Rockett Raped Her At Miss. Casino  —  TMZ has learned that the arrest warrant issued for Poison drummer Rikki Rockett stems from an incident that occurred on September 23, 2007 at a casino in Mississippi.  According to cops Rockett was staying — not playing, music that is …