Jamie Lynn's Baby Registry: From Teething Rings to Car Seats  —  Jamie Lynn Spears took another step toward marriage and motherhood Thursday - registering for gifts at Babies R Us.  —  Spears, who turns 17 on April 4, drove 80 miles to Baton Rouge from her home at the Serenity mansion in Kentwood …

Sarah Larson's Sin City Secrets  —  They say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.  But when it comes to George Clooney's girlfriend, former go-go dancer Sarah Larson, evidence of her wild escapades has been spilling out of Sin City like quarters from a slot machine!

Woman Claims Rockett Raped Her At Miss. Casino  —  TMZ has learned that the arrest warrant issued for Poison drummer Rikki Rockett stems from an incident that occurred on September 23, 2007 at a casino in Mississippi.  According to cops Rockett was staying — not playing, music that is …

KARMA  —  Just leave her alone!  — Love jolie  —  She's fine.  — ok!  —  I don't believe this story.  —  Poor Angie.  I definately hope things begin to look better for her and her baby...or babies. :)  — Bree  —  She shouldn't have gotten herself pregnant considering all of her health issues.

Michael Lohan Frowns on Lindsay's Manson Girls Role  —  Michael Lohan isn't thrilled his daughter has signed on to star in Manson Girls.  (She will play one of the murderer's cult followers.)  —  “I really hope that Lindsay gets back to the kinds of films that led to her success,” …

“SNL” Star In Pot Stop  —  Kenan Thompson avoids arrest when passenger cops to drug possession  —  A “Saturday Night Live” cast member avoided arrest Wednesday night when the passenger in an SUV he was driving claimed ownership of two bags of marijuana New Jersey police found during a search of the vehicle.

THREE TO TANGO  —  “DANCING with the Stars” hottie Karina Smirnoff might have two partners off the dance floor.  The shapely brunette has stepped out publicly with her former dance partner, Mario Lopez, but was also recently spotted kissing her current one, R&B singer Mario, at the Four Seasons in Los Angeles.

Papoose Exclusive: He And Remy Ma Will Get Married Next Month — In Prison  —  ‘I just feel like she gotta live through me,’ rapper tells MTV News.  —  Remy Ma's conviction on assault Thursday certainly was emotional.  The Bronx rapper cried as the judge ordered her to be held in prison until her April 23 sentencing.

Fergie and Quentin Tarantino Throw Joint Vegas Birthday Party  —  Fergie and Quentin Tarantino celebrated their birthdays with a joint bash last night in Las Vegas.  —  “We wanted to do something that was crazy and a lot of fun,” she told Usmagazine.com.  —  The pair — who filmed a hot …

Paris: “I'm an Inspiration”  —  Mothers and fathers of the world — a new role model has been found.  Of course, it's a role model who has been the star of a notorious, best-selling sex tape, made a fool of herself on several seasons of reality TV and, oh yeah, she's also gone to jail.

Them Again....  Jenny Aniston's publicist must be working his Blackberry to the core.  Jenny and Orlando Bloom have once again been linked.  Witnesses told Page Six that the two were recently dining at Eva LongWHORIA's house of whores, Beso.  —  The “witness” aka Aniston herself said …

Mischa Barton's sports attire exposes her dimpled thighs  —  Young starlet Mischa Barton stepped out in a sporty combination of shorts and sweatshirt.  —  But unfortunately it revealed the actress' rather dimpled thighs as she arrived for brunch at a Hollywood restaurant.

Steve O pictured snorting coke off chick's leg, says he wasn't flirting  —  Update: Photos removed at the request of the National Enquirer.  You can see them in their latest issue with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's feud on the cover.  We are sorry to the Enquirer and thank them for being nice about asking us to remove them.

Unless She's Topless, Shannon Elizabeth Isn't Worth It  —  I know I said I would when I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on the show, but I haven't been watching Dancing With The Stars.  Truth is, I don't know what time or day it's on, and since she has yet to appear topless on it, it's not worth finding out.

Sacha Baron Cohen Causes Outrage in the U.S.  —  British funnyman SACHA BARON COHEN has sparked outrage in Kansas - by stripping down to a pair of hotpants and terrorising locals.  —  The actor is currently filming his latest movie Bruno - a mockumentary about a homosexual Austrian TV presenter …

Audrina Fries Her Rice in Pork Fat  —  In what many believe — or at least hope — to be a practical joke for Ashton Kutcher's new prank show Pop Fiction, Hills star Audrina Patridge walked into an L.A. tattoo parlor yesterday and walked out with a rather cryptic bit of Chinese writing on her left forearm.

Tom Cruise joining ‘Star Trek’ cast  —  Plus: Matthew McConaughney dishes on new movie; box office predictions  —  Tom Cruise reportedly is a big fan of the “Star Trek” television series and of Dr. Spock in particular.  —  Slide show  —  The week in celebrity sightings