CARLA ‘BUMP’ BABY BUZZ  —  WHILE Carla Bruni-Sarkozy has been conquering Britain - where smitten reporters have compared her to Jackie O, Princess Diana and Audrey Hepburn - her fans in Paris and New York have been studying photos of the former fashion model in all her Christian Dior finery, and some think she might be pregnant.

KATE BECKINSALE - BECKINSALE SWORN OFF NUDE SCENES  —  KATE BECKINSALE has vowed never to appear naked in a movie, after she was bullied at school when her actress mum stripped on TV.  The episode traumatised Beckinsale - whose mother is veteran British TV star Judy Loe …

The Donald Wants Ashley Dupré!  (For His New Reality Show)  —  An insider at Donald Trump's newly announced My Fair Lady-style MTV reality show tells PEOPLE that infamous call girl Ashley Alexander Dupré has been asked to join the cast.  —  The still-untitled show …

Bachelor Screws Contestants: Defrauds Them Too  —  If bachelor from “The Bachelor” Matt Grant marries one of the chicks from the show, it may have nothing to do with love.  —  Turns out Matty boy — a horny Brit — recently met a cutie at a bar.  Sadly, for him, it's someone who works for TMZ.

Beanie Sigel back in prison  —  PHILADELPHIA - Rap star Beanie Sigel has returned to prison.  —  A federal judge in Philadelphia sentenced Sigel to three months in prison Friday after authorities say he gave a false urine sample to probation officials.  —  Officials also say the rapper …

Madonna: “Let's Go Save” Britney Spears  —  Madonna says the media needs to “step off” Britney Spears.  —  “For real... Let's go save her,” she told the Yo on E! satellite radio show.  —  Madonna, 49, said 11-year-old daughter Lourdes “gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney.”

Gellar Too Tired For Porn Scenes.... Hollywood actress Sarah Michelle Gellar was too tired to perform a sex scene in her 2006 movie Southland Tales - because she had just feasted on turkey.  The Buffy The Vampire Slayer actress plays a porn star in the movie, but was disappointed …

Jamie Lynn's Baby Registry: From Teething Rings to Car Seats  —  Jamie Lynn Spears took another step toward marriage and motherhood Thursday - registering for gifts at Babies R Us.  —  Spears, who turns 17 on April 4, drove 80 miles to Baton Rouge from her home at the Serenity mansion in Kentwood …

Ledger's passing stokes Joker mania  —  LOS ANGELES - Heath Ledger's frenzied reinvention of the Joker had fans and colleagues buzzing.  His dreadful clown face was seen online by millions, and stood as the goosebump-raising image upon which nearly all early marketing of “The Dark Knight” hinged.

Papoose Exclusive: He And Remy Ma Will Get Married Next Month — In Prison  —  ‘I just feel like she gotta live through me,’ rapper tells MTV News.  —  Remy Ma's conviction on assault Thursday certainly was emotional.  The Bronx rapper cried as the judge ordered her to be held in prison until her April 23 sentencing.

Pete's sect, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll  —  POTTY PETE DOHERTY has become obsessed with Scientology after a lover introduced him to the crazy cult, The Sun can reveal.  —  The junkie rocker is hooked on the barmy religion which believes humans are an exiled race from outer space.

John Krasinski Thought He Was Being Punk'd by Clooney  —  John Krasinski stepped out to lunch with his “very good friend” Rashida Jones in LA yesterday.  We've been missing John's big smile at all the promotional events for Leatherheads this week, but hopefully he'll be joining his co-stars for the big red carpet premieres soon.

Ashlee Simpson's teenage T-shirts  —  Ashlee Simpson is set to design her own range of T-shirts for teenage girls.  The singer - who is dating Fall Out Boy rocker Pete Wentz - has teamed up with US store Wet Seal, which will sell the tops in conjunction with the release of her third album ‘Bittersweet World’.