Rumor Mill: Brad & Angelina Married?  —  Even though Brad Pitt famously once said that he would get married again when everyone in the United States could also do so, the rumor mill has gone into overdrive this evening with reports that the Fight Club star has said “I do” to gal pal …

Bachelor Screws Contestants: Defrauds Them Too  —  If bachelor from “The Bachelor” Matt Grant marries one of the chicks from the show, it may have nothing to do with love.  —  Turns out Matty boy — a horny Brit — recently met a cutie at a bar.  Sadly, for him, it's someone who works for TMZ.

The Donald Wants Ashley Dupré!  (For His New Reality Show)  —  An insider at Donald Trump's newly announced My Fair Lady-style MTV reality show tells PEOPLE that infamous call girl Ashley Alexander Dupré has been asked to join the cast.  —  The still-untitled show …

Hayden Christensen Is Superman  —  We've already heard that the Justice League movie is in all likelihood still happening, and as we predicted way back in November they're probably abandoning the idea of shooting in Australia in favor of moving production to Canada.

What Should We Get Jamie Lynn?  —  I'm going through Jamie Lynn's registry and thinking what to get her.  It's between the $800 stroller and the $300 car seat.  SERIOUSLY!  Teens these days are so spoiled!  One day they want the newest pair of sneakers, then they want an iPhone …

Audrina ‘Dolls’ It Up in Las Vegas  —  Audrina Patridge does her best to steer clear of cat fights on The Hills, but on Friday she became a bona fide Pussycat Doll.  —  The brunette beauty dolled it up at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas where she hosted the Pussycat Dolls show …

Madonna: “Let's Go Save” Britney Spears  —  Madonna says the media needs to “step off” Britney Spears.  —  “For real... Let's go save her,” she told the Yo on E! satellite radio show.  —  Madonna, 49, said 11-year-old daughter Lourdes “gets the drift of what's going on, and I think she feels very protective of Britney.”

Katie Holmes Heading to Broadway?  —  Is Katie Holmes preparing to swap playdates for the Great White Way?  Britain's Daily Mail newspaper reports that she's in talks for a role on Broadway.  —  Respected showbiz writer Baz Bamigboye reports that Holmes is “in final negotiations” …

KATE BECKINSALE - BECKINSALE SWORN OFF NUDE SCENES  —  KATE BECKINSALE has vowed never to appear naked in a movie, after she was bullied at school when her actress mum stripped on TV.  The episode traumatised Beckinsale - whose mother is veteran British TV star Judy Loe …