Madonnarama!  —  As she nears 50, Madonna's narrative is shifting.  Yes, there's another new super-pop album, Hard Candy, with Justin Timberlake and Pharrell Williams.  But there's also Filth and Wisdom, the feature film she's co-written, produced, and directed, and I Am Because We Are …

Andy Roddick Engaged to Swimsuit Model  —  Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker in New York in December  —  It's love - love for Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker - they're engaged!  —  The tennis star is officially off the market after popping the question to Decker last Tuesday, sources, including Decker's rep, confirm to PEOPLE.

Audrina: In Case You Missed Me ...  How's this for ultra-skank?  We're hearing Audrina Patridge was none too happy with the way she looked in the first set of nude pictures that were mysteriously released, so she's released a brand new set ... that's the buzz.

KEEP HER BUSY  —  Britney Spears is back in the studio working on another album - but if her conservator/dad, Jamie, has his way, she'll stop the music and concentrate on her TV career.  A Spears insider said, “Britney did a great job on ‘How I Met Your Mother.’ She got the show its highest ratings yet …

Uncle: Heath Ledger May Have Had a Love Child  —  Heath Ledger may have had a love child, his estranged uncle, Haydn Ledger, is telling the Australian media.  —  The actor — who died of a prescription drug overdose in January at the age of 28 — had a fling with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17.

Kim Kardashian: I Just Can't Stop Eating Junk Food  —  Kim Kardashian has been trying to eat better in 2008 - a resolution she made after downing deep fried Oreo cookies on New Year's Eve - but her adoration for junk food has been hard to curb.  —  “I figured just eating well would help …

DON'T COME BACK  —  DON'T expect to see Ashlee Simpson back on “Saturday Night Live” any time soon to promote her new album “Bittersweet World.”  An insider said her father, Joe Simpson, “wanted her to go on ‘SNL’ - where her first appearance, in 2004, was marred by her lip-synching fiasco …

Side Dish: Rudy Giuliani's black eye  —  Fergie and Quentin Tarantino with Nelly (far left) and music producer Polow Da Don (far right)  —  Rudy Giuliani may have parried the rhetorical punches of his GOP opponents during the primaries, but a Florida sidewalk proved a more formidable foe a few weeks ago.

DEPP'S £38M FOR CONDOM ADS  —  DEMON Barber star Johnny Depp has lined-up another megabucks deal...selling condoms.  —  The heart-throb actor has been offered a massive $10million to become the “face” of American birth control giant Trojan.  —  Depp, 44, a big advocate of safe sex education …

Reese Witherspoon Volunteers at New Orleans School  —  Reese Witherspoon visited at a New Orleans school for at-risk kids for the upcoming Idol Gives Back special.  —  Airing April 9, the show features Witherspoon, 32, at a Children's Defense Fund Freedom School where troubled children learn to become community leaders.

New Kids on the Block to Appear on Today Show  —  New Kids on the Block circa 1989  —  Looks like the Today show's got the right stuff: All five original New Kids on the Block members - Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight …

Kathie Lee Gifford returns to morning TV  —  The Emmy-winning daytime personality will co-host TODAY's 4th hour  —  NEW YORK - What could possibly lure Kathie Lee Gifford — a former daytime television personality for 15 years — back to an morning co-hosting gig with the TODAY show?

Brangelina wedding rumors run rampant  —  Plus: PETA offers Britney a job; weekend box office; celebrity sightings  —  Did they or didn't they?  Star magazine reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in New Orleans on Saturday, sending the tabloid world into a frenzy …

Lindsay Lohan goes blonde...and ends up looking like her mother  —  Lindsay Lohan has reached for the bleach bottle, and gone for a blonde new look.  But instead of looking young and fresh, she looks more like her 44-year-old mother Dina.  —  The fading starlet is struggling to resurrect …

Amy Visits Blake  —  Amy Winehouse, looking like a hot mess, visited her husband Blake Fielder-Civil aka her “Blake Incarcerated” in prison today.  It was tough day for Blake, not only did he have to look at the scars on Amy's arms but he was allegedly beat up by several other inmates …

Is There a Levert Curse?  Sean Dies While In Jail  —  How much tragedy can one family take??  Another Levert has died — and this one was in jail!  —  Sean Levert, son of O'Jays singer Eddie Levert and brother of late R&B legend Gerald Levert, died over the weekend while in a Cleveland jail.