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4:25 PM ET, March 31, 2008

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Rich Cohen / Vanity Fair:
Madonnarama!  —  As she nears 50, Madonna's narrative is shifting.  Yes, there's another new super-pop album, Hard Candy, with Justin Timberlake and Pharrell Williams.  But there's also Filth and Wisdom, the feature film she's co-written, produced, and directed, and I Am Because We Are …
New York Post:
DON'T COME BACK  —  DON'T expect to see Ashlee Simpson back on “Saturday Night Live” any time soon to promote her new album “Bittersweet World.”  An insider said her father, Joe Simpson, “wanted her to go on ‘SNL’ - where her first appearance, in 2004, was marred by her lip-synching fiasco …
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Tim / Wicked Youth:
Ashlee Simpson Denied Slot On SNL To Promote New Album For Being ‘A Pain’  —  NBC has declined to offer pop rock ‘singer’ Ashlee Simpson a slot on Saturday Night Live to promote her new album Bittersweet World after lip-syncing on the show in 2004.  —  An insider told the NY Post …
Michael K / Dlisted:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  —  My prayers has been answered!  Well, sort of.... Yesterday, I begged for video of Paris Hilton falling on her face in Prague.  There's still no video yet, but here's some pictures.  Hag is on the floor where she belongs!  I'm sure even Benji Madden couldn't hold back his laughter.
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Starpulse Entertainment News Blog:
Paris Hilton Injured In Paparazzi Scuffle
Discussion: Crabbie's Hollywood
People.com:
Andy Roddick Engaged to Swimsuit Model  —  Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker in New York in December  —  It's love - love for Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker - they're engaged!  —  The tennis star is officially off the market after popping the question to Decker last Tuesday, sources, including Decker's rep, confirm to PEOPLE.
Phil / Egotastic!:
Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface  —  We've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, and now Egotastic! has exclusive new pictures of Audrina Patridge topless.  These topless pictures were taken just a few months ago, which seems a little odd since after the Audrina Patridge nude pictures hit …
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TMZ.com:
Audrina: In Case You Missed Me ...  How's this for ultra-skank?  We're hearing Audrina Patridge was none too happy with the way she looked in the first set of nude pictures that were mysteriously released, so she's released a brand new set ... that's the buzz.
Michelle Tan / People.com:
New Kids on the Block to Appear on Today Show  —  New Kids on the Block circa 1989  —  Looks like the Today show's got the right stuff: All five original New Kids on the Block members - Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight …
Steve Helling / People.com:
Kim Kardashian: I Just Can't Stop Eating Junk Food  —  Kim Kardashian has been trying to eat better in 2008 - a resolution she made after downing deep fried Oreo cookies on New Year's Eve - but her adoration for junk food has been hard to curb.  —  “I figured just eating well would help …
Kevin Mazur / Us Weekly:
Uncle: Heath Ledger May Have Had a Love Child  —  Heath Ledger may have had a love child, his estranged uncle, Haydn Ledger, is telling the Australian media.  —  The actor — who died of a prescription drug overdose in January at the age of 28 — had a fling with a 25-year-old woman when he was 17.
Discussion: iVillage and Celebrity Gossip
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New York Post:
KEEP HER BUSY  —  Britney Spears is back in the studio working on another album - but if her conservator/dad, Jamie, has his way, she'll stop the music and concentrate on her TV career.  A Spears insider said, “Britney did a great job on ‘How I Met Your Mother.’ She got the show its highest ratings yet …
Discussion: TV Envy
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Mandi Illuzzi / Us Weekly:
Madonna Accuses U.S. of “Inflicting Cruelty” on Britney Spears
Discussion: Cele|bitchy and I'm Not Obsessed
NY Daily News:
Side Dish: Rudy Giuliani's black eye  —  Fergie and Quentin Tarantino with Nelly (far left) and music producer Polow Da Don (far right)  —  Rudy Giuliani may have parried the rhetorical punches of his GOP opponents during the primaries, but a Florida sidewalk proved a more formidable foe a few weeks ago.
Lindsay Powers / Us Weekly:
Reese Witherspoon Volunteers at New Orleans School  —  Reese Witherspoon visited at a New Orleans school for at-risk kids for the upcoming Idol Gives Back special.  —  Airing April 9, the show features Witherspoon, 32, at a Children's Defense Fund Freedom School where troubled children learn to become community leaders.
Courtney Hazlett / MSNBC:
Brangelina wedding rumors run rampant  —  Plus: PETA offers Britney a job; weekend box office; celebrity sightings  —  Did they or didn't they?  Star magazine reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in New Orleans on Saturday, sending the tabloid world into a frenzy …
MSNBC:
Kathie Lee Gifford returns to morning TV  —  The Emmy-winning daytime personality will co-host TODAY's 4th hour  —  NEW YORK - What could possibly lure Kathie Lee Gifford — a former daytime television personality for 15 years — back to an morning co-hosting gig with the TODAY show?
Daily Mail:
Lindsay Lohan goes blonde...and ends up looking like her mother  —  Lindsay Lohan has reached for the bleach bottle, and gone for a blonde new look.  But instead of looking young and fresh, she looks more like her 44-year-old mother Dina.  —  The fading starlet is struggling to resurrect …
Discussion: Lindsay Lohan
 
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Daily Mail:
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Donna McConnell / Daily Mail:
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Alex Weprin / The Hollywood Reporter:
Disney, Fox, and WBD say they have agreed to discontinue their Venu Sports streaming joint venture and will focus on existing products and distribution channels

Wired:
Live blog: The US Supreme Court hears oral arguments in TikTok's appeal against the divest-or-ban law

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