Paris Hilton takes it on the chin as she trips up in music store  —  She's usually a model of poise as she poses and pouts for the paparazzi.  —  However Paris Hilton has shown she can by as clumsy as the rest of us, even if she had swapped her trademark vertiginous heels for a pair of trainers …

Madonnarama!  —  As she nears 50, Madonna's narrative is shifting.  Yes, there's another new super-pop album, Hard Candy, with Justin Timberlake and Pharrell Williams.  But there's also Filth and Wisdom, the feature film she's co-written, produced, and directed, and I Am Because We Are …

Jessica hospitalized  —  Jessica Simpson is at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles due to a small kidney infection, In Touch can exclusively reveal.  “She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling achy and had a fever,” a friend of the family confirmed.

New Kids on the Block to Appear on Today Show  —  New Kids on the Block circa 1989  —  Looks like the Today show's got the right stuff: All five original New Kids on the Block members - Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight …

Kim Kardashian: I Just Can't Stop Eating Junk Food  —  Kim Kardashian has been trying to eat better in 2008 - a resolution she made after downing deep fried Oreo cookies on New Year's Eve - but her adoration for junk food has been hard to curb.  —  “I figured just eating well would help …

Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface  —  We've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, and now Egotastic! has exclusive new pictures of Audrina Patridge topless.  These topless pictures were taken just a few months ago, which seems a little odd since after the Audrina Patridge nude pictures hit …

DON'T COME BACK  —  DON'T expect to see Ashlee Simpson back on “Saturday Night Live” any time soon to promote her new album “Bittersweet World.”  An insider said her father, Joe Simpson, “wanted her to go on ‘SNL’ - where her first appearance, in 2004, was marred by her lip-synching fiasco …

Andy Roddick Engaged to Swimsuit Model  —  Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker in New York in December  —  It's love - love for Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker - they're engaged!  —  The tennis star is officially off the market after popping the question to Decker last Tuesday, sources, including Decker's rep, confirm to PEOPLE.

DEPP'S £38M FOR CONDOM ADS  —  DEMON Barber star Johnny Depp has lined-up another megabucks deal...selling condoms.  —  The heart-throb actor has been offered a massive $10million to become the “face” of American birth control giant Trojan.  —  Depp, 44, a big advocate of safe sex education …

Lindsay Lohan goes blonde...and ends up looking like her mother  —  Lindsay Lohan has reached for the bleach bottle, and gone for a blonde new look.  But instead of looking young and fresh, she looks more like her 44-year-old mother Dina.  —  The fading starlet is struggling to resurrect …

KEEP HER BUSY  —  Britney Spears is back in the studio working on another album - but if her conservator/dad, Jamie, has his way, she'll stop the music and concentrate on her TV career.  A Spears insider said, “Britney did a great job on ‘How I Met Your Mother.’ She got the show its highest ratings yet …

Cam and Geddit  —  WHAM bam thank you, Cam...here's Hollywood hotshot Cameron Diaz showing exactly why she's a hit with the boys.  —  And thigh say!  The unattached star stripped down to a skimpy black cozzie and stilettos and—you'll love this bit fellas—confessed she loves DATING.

Side Dish: Rudy Giuliani's black eye  —  Fergie and Quentin Tarantino with Nelly (far left) and music producer Polow Da Don (far right)  —  Rudy Giuliani may have parried the rhetorical punches of his GOP opponents during the primaries, but a Florida sidewalk proved a more formidable foe a few weeks ago.

Reese Witherspoon Volunteers at New Orleans School  —  Reese Witherspoon visited at a New Orleans school for at-risk kids for the upcoming Idol Gives Back special.  —  Airing April 9, the show features Witherspoon, 32, at a Children's Defense Fund Freedom School where troubled children learn to become community leaders.

Brangelina wedding rumors run rampant  —  Plus: PETA offers Britney a job; weekend box office; celebrity sightings  —  Did they or didn't they?  Star magazine reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in New Orleans on Saturday, sending the tabloid world into a frenzy …

Yo-yo dieter Janet Jackson reveals her ultra-thin waist  —  Yo-yo dieter Janet Jackson has clearly gained some newfound discipline, as the singer revealed her tiny, waspish waist at an awards ceremony in Los Angeles on the weekend.  —  The 41-year-old singer, has fought the battle …