Jessica hospitalized  —  Jessica Simpson is at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles due to a small kidney infection, In Touch can exclusively reveal.  “She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling achy and had a fever,” a friend of the family confirmed.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  —  My prayers has been answered!  Well, sort of.... Yesterday, I begged for video of Paris Hilton falling on her face in Prague.  There's still no video yet, but here's some pictures.  Hag is on the floor where she belongs!  I'm sure even Benji Madden couldn't hold back his laughter.

Madonnarama!  —  As she nears 50, Madonna's narrative is shifting.  Yes, there's another new super-pop album, Hard Candy, with Justin Timberlake and Pharrell Williams.  But there's also Filth and Wisdom, the feature film she's co-written, produced, and directed, and I Am Because We Are …

New Kids on the Block to Appear on Today Show  —  New Kids on the Block circa 1989  —  Looks like the Today show's got the right stuff: All five original New Kids on the Block members - Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood and brothers Jordan and Jonathan Knight …

Kim Kardashian: I Just Can't Stop Eating Junk Food  —  Kim Kardashian has been trying to eat better in 2008 - a resolution she made after downing deep fried Oreo cookies on New Year's Eve - but her adoration for junk food has been hard to curb.  —  “I figured just eating well would help …

Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface  —  We've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, and now Egotastic! has exclusive new pictures of Audrina Patridge topless.  These topless pictures were taken just a few months ago, which seems a little odd since after the Audrina Patridge nude pictures hit …

DON'T COME BACK  —  DON'T expect to see Ashlee Simpson back on “Saturday Night Live” any time soon to promote her new album “Bittersweet World.”  An insider said her father, Joe Simpson, “wanted her to go on ‘SNL’ - where her first appearance, in 2004, was marred by her lip-synching fiasco …

Andy Roddick Engaged to Swimsuit Model  —  Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker in New York in December  —  It's love - love for Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker - they're engaged!  —  The tennis star is officially off the market after popping the question to Decker last Tuesday, sources, including Decker's rep, confirm to PEOPLE.

Lindsay Lohan goes blonde...and ends up looking like her mother  —  Lindsay Lohan has reached for the bleach bottle, and gone for a blonde new look.  But instead of looking young and fresh, she looks more like her 44-year-old mother Dina.  —  The fading starlet is struggling to resurrect …

KEEP HER BUSY  —  Britney Spears is back in the studio working on another album - but if her conservator/dad, Jamie, has his way, she'll stop the music and concentrate on her TV career.  A Spears insider said, “Britney did a great job on ‘How I Met Your Mother.’ She got the show its highest ratings yet …

Cam and Geddit  —  WHAM bam thank you, Cam...here's Hollywood hotshot Cameron Diaz showing exactly why she's a hit with the boys.  —  And thigh say!  The unattached star stripped down to a skimpy black cozzie and stilettos and—you'll love this bit fellas—confessed she loves DATING.

Yo-yo dieter Janet Jackson reveals her ultra-thin waist  —  Yo-yo dieter Janet Jackson has clearly gained some newfound discipline, as the singer revealed her tiny, waspish waist at an awards ceremony in Los Angeles on the weekend.  —  The 41-year-old singer, has fought the battle …

Side Dish: Rudy Giuliani's black eye  —  Fergie and Quentin Tarantino with Nelly (far left) and music producer Polow Da Don (far right)  —  Rudy Giuliani may have parried the rhetorical punches of his GOP opponents during the primaries, but a Florida sidewalk proved a more formidable foe a few weeks ago.

Miley's Lost Pooch?  Bitch, Please!!  —  From the start, something seemed waaaay too fishy about Miley Cyrus' whole “lost dog” routine.  The unnecessarily extravagant signage, the complete lack of real concern, the ridiculous funeral defense?  Seem like a shameless attempt at publicity to you?!