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11:05 PM ET, March 31, 2008

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In Touch Weekly:
Jessica hospitalized  —  Jessica Simpson is at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles due to a small kidney infection, In Touch can exclusively reveal.  “She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling achy and had a fever,” a friend of the family confirmed.
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TMZ.com:
Jessica Hospitalized — Condition, Pissy  —  TMZ has learned Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for what we're told is a “minor kidney infection.”  That's a pisser!  —  Jessica's rep confirms the story, first reported by In Touch.  The rep says Jess is fine and should be released today.
K.C. Baker / People.com:
Jessica Simpson Hospitalized
Daily Mail:
Paris Hilton takes it on the chin as she trips up in music store  —  She's usually a model of poise as she poses and pouts for the paparazzi.  —  However Paris Hilton has shown she can by as clumsy as the rest of us, even if she had swapped her trademark vertiginous heels for a pair of trainers …
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Michael K / Dlisted:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  —  My prayers has been answered!  Well, sort of.... Yesterday, I begged for video of Paris Hilton falling on her face in Prague.  There's still no video yet, but here's some pictures.  Hag is on the floor where she belongs!  I'm sure even Benji Madden couldn't hold back his laughter.
Douglas Wight / News of the World:
Cam and Geddit  —  WHAM bam thank you, Cam...here's Hollywood hotshot Cameron Diaz showing exactly why she's a hit with the boys.  —  And thigh say!  The unattached star stripped down to a skimpy black cozzie and stilettos and—you'll love this bit fellas—confessed she loves DATING.
Discussion: POPSUGAR
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Jeff Kravitz / Us Weekly:
Cameron Diaz: “I'm Boy Crazy!”
Discussion: Gabby Babble and Celebrity Gossip
Steve Helling / People.com:
Kim Kardashian: I Just Can't Stop Eating Junk Food  —  Kim Kardashian has been trying to eat better in 2008 - a resolution she made after downing deep fried Oreo cookies on New Year's Eve - but her adoration for junk food has been hard to curb.  —  “I figured just eating well would help …
Rich Cohen / Vanity Fair:
Madonnarama!  —  As she nears 50, Madonna's narrative is shifting.  Yes, there's another new super-pop album, Hard Candy, with Justin Timberlake and Pharrell Williams.  But there's also Filth and Wisdom, the feature film she's co-written, produced, and directed, and I Am Because We Are …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Audrina Patridge Topless Pictures Surface  —  We've already seen Audrina Patridge nude, and now Egotastic! has exclusive new pictures of Audrina Patridge topless.  These topless pictures were taken just a few months ago, which seems a little odd since after the Audrina Patridge nude pictures hit …
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TMZ.com:
Audrina: In Case You Missed Me ...
Chrissy Iley / Times of London:
Katherine Heigl: from Grey's Anatomy to 27 Dresses  —  Grey's Anatomy's Izzie is being groomed as Hollywood's next poster girl.  But the movie moguls had better brace themselves: Katherine Heigl is outspoken and fearless.  —  The thing that separates Katherine Heigl from being just another Hollywood blonde is her likability factor.
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Hollywoodtuna:
Lindsay Lohan's Ass Profile Shot Of The Day  —  Alright, I can't think of anything to say because I'm still in shock, but these profile pictures of Lindsay Lohan's ass are damn weird.  I've never seen anything like it before, except when I was a child and had a nasty cyst growing out of my neck …
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Daily Mail:
Lindsay Lohan goes blonde...and ends up looking like her mother
Discussion: Lindsay Lohan
New York Post:
DON'T COME BACK  —  DON'T expect to see Ashlee Simpson back on “Saturday Night Live” any time soon to promote her new album “Bittersweet World.”  An insider said her father, Joe Simpson, “wanted her to go on ‘SNL’ - where her first appearance, in 2004, was marred by her lip-synching fiasco …
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People.com:
Andy Roddick Engaged to Swimsuit Model  —  Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker in New York in December  —  It's love - love for Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker - they're engaged!  —  The tennis star is officially off the market after popping the question to Decker last Tuesday, sources, including Decker's rep, confirm to PEOPLE.
The Sun:
Amy goes from Black to Blacker  —  The troubled star has almost become a recluse since contracting an ugly skin condition and friends are terrified about her negative state of mind.  —  They say she has never been this low — and that she has been writing sinister song lyrics about death.
Korbi Ghosh / E! Online:
Exclusive: James Van Der Beek Gets In on the Robin Sparkles Action  —  Hey, kids.  Korbi here, 'cause Kristin is en route from Hawaii with Lost scoop and Forgetting Sarah Marshall goodness as we speak.  —  In the meantime, I must break in with the fabulous news that our old friend Dawson Leery …
Discussion: Just Jared and TV Squad
Linda Marx / People.com:
How Jennifer Aniston Enjoys Miami  —  Miami is being very good to Jennifer Aniston.  From working on her tan to sampling the fare, the actress seems right at home when not shooting Marley & Me.  —  For starters, a very relaxed and radiant Aniston dined at Michael's Genuine Food & Drink …
Discussion: POPSUGAR
Donna McConnell / Daily Mail:
Yo-yo dieter Janet Jackson reveals her ultra-thin waist  —  Yo-yo dieter Janet Jackson has clearly gained some newfound discipline, as the singer revealed her tiny, waspish waist at an awards ceremony in Los Angeles on the weekend.  —  The 41-year-old singer, has fought the battle …
Discussion: Jossip and A Socialite's Life
 
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Courtney Hazlett / MSNBC:
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Mike Parker / Daily Star:
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