‘WHITNEY DROVE ME TO DRUGS’  —  WITH an ex-husband like Bobby Brown, Whitney Houston doesn't need enemies.  —  In his upcoming autobiography, Brown blows the lid on his wildly dysfunctional marriage to the troubled, Grammy-winning diva, suggesting that she drove him into a nightmare of drug addiction.

SEINFELD'S CAR FLIPS  —  SCARY ROLL FOR JERRY  —  Funnyman Jerry Seinfeld cheated death in the Hamptons when the brakes on his vintage Fiat failed and the car flipped over, police said yesterday.  —  Miraculously, the comic walked away “without a scratch,” wife Jessica told The Post.

Heath Ledger ‘former lover’ refuses to confirm whether he fathered her 11-year-old  —  Former Hollywood heart-throb Heath Ledger, who died from an accidental overdose of prescription drugs two months ago, is at the centre of a love-child riddle in Australia.

Nicole Kidman Is a Skinny, Ghostly Mom-to-Be  —  Nicole Kidman and hubby Keith Urban stepped out for lunch yesterday at Jackie's Cafe in Sydney's Paddington district with Nic's best Aussie pal Naomi Watts.  —  As the expectant couple emerged from the eatery, the 40-year-old's baby bump was nowhere to be seen.

Chace Crawford Is ‘Doing Okay’ After Breakup, Says Sis  —  It's been a rough few weeks for Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford, who split with Carrie Underwood and had to endure online speculation about his sexuality.  —  “He's doing okay through this whole ordeal,” his sister Candice told PEOPLE Wednesday.

COULD BRITNEY & KEVIN EVER REUNITE?  —  good morning!  it's time for the latest cover of STAR magazine featuring talk of a ‘secret weekend’ spent between britney spears and her ex-hubby kevin federline which naturally leads us to the question could they possibly at some point reunite?!? …

Federline's Lawyer: Full-Recovery Reports Premature  —  Kevin Federline's lawyer says that with the help of father Jamie Spears, Britney Spears is heading in the right direction.  But he urged restraint in saying the pop star is already fully recovered.  —  “Jamie is doing a really good job,” Mark Vincent Kaplan tells PEOPLE.

Dita Von Teese Has a Sex Tape  —  A lesbian porn video featuring Dita Von Teese has finally hit online.  Yippeeee!!  The Sun reports: … I wish all women would be as strong and independent as Dita Von Teese.  And when I say “strong and independent” I don't mean by voting, but rather “star in lesbian porn videos.”

Cover Story: Britney's Slim-Down Secrets  —  It seems miracles really can happen.  As the world watched Britney Spears' debut last week on How I Met Your Mother, it was obvious that the former pop star was looking good, dare we say it, even back to her old self!

Pixie rejected from Mariah's ‘beauty’ party  —  Pixie Geldof will certainly be hanging out for her 18th birthday later this year, following public humiliation when she was rejected from an ‘Excuse My Beauty’ party staged for Mariah Carey last night.  —  The rock chic was expecting to party …

What cheek!  Gisele hits the beach in barely-there denim shorts  —  Former Victoria's Secret model Gisele Bündchen wasn't keeping much hidden during a seaside photo shoot in Malibu yesterday.  —  The Brazilian took to the sand in a daring pair of shredded denim shorts that exposed almost all of her derrière.

PITT STOP  —  NOW we really know who wears the pants in the Brangelina family.  Taking a cue and advice from Angelina Jolie - who has never used a publicist, preferring to manipulate the media on her own - Brad Pitt is taking a break from longtime rep Cindy Guagenti.  A spy said he “wants to not deal with media.”

Exclusive: Angelina's sexy teen photos revealed!  —  Years before she became an internationally famous sex symbol, a teenage Angelina Jolie had what it took to be a swimsuit model — as In Touch exclusively reveals in these photos.  Shot by photographer Sean McCall — and videotaped …

Interviews & Features  —  OMG!  Ashley Tisdale Talks TV and High School Musical 3  —  Ashley Tisdale is blowing up.  Hot on the heels of the High School Musical phenomenon — which has a third installment in the works — Tisdale's got an album out, and her first feature film is on the way.

A Date Is Set!  —  Sources close to the pair reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that...  Beyonce and Jay-Z are set to marry in New York City on Friday, April 4th.  —  Yes, that's THIS Friday!  —  Oops, we hope they don't change the plans now that we've outed them!  —  Congrats!