CONFIRMED: Beyonce & Jay-Z Marriage (Guests Wearing Ivory!)  —  THE E-BIZ is FIRST with details on the CONFIRMED Jay-Z and Beyonce wedding Friday April 4th, 2008 in NYC!  Not TMZ.com or PerezHilton, so if you see these words on their site later you know where they came from! (my lawyers are ready)

Brangelina Bunch: Inside Their Crazy Lives  —  With four children to manage and two more on the way, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt make it seem so easy.  They travel around the globe at a moment's notice with their kids in tow, but sources reveal to Star that behind the scenes, they're losing control of their unruly brood.

Rush & Molloy: Tom Cruise camp fuming  —  Tom Cruise isn't getting any giggles from a new strain of medical marijuana being marketed as “Tom Cruise Purple.”  —  Word is that the actor's lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention.

John Mayer: Perez Hilton Just Wants to Be a Celebrity!  —  Singer (and Us Weekly cad) John Mayer did not address his alleged smooch with celeb blogger Perez Hilton in an XM radio interview that aired yesterday.  —  He did, however, bring up Hilton's name more than a few times.

Court: Kevin Federline Spent More Than $43,000 on Clothing, Food Last Year  —  Kevin Federline was livin' large last year.  —  The rapper, who just turned 30, shelled out more than $43,000 on Las Vegas hotels, food and shopping between May 2007 and January of this year …

Evangeline Lilly finds Lost romance  —  Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan have rekindled their romance.  —  The former ‘Lost’ co-stars - who split last November shortly after Dominic's rock star character Charlie Pace was killed off in the hit US TV show - have decided they can't live without each …

Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures in GQ UK: Sexy?  —  Cameron Diaz is a butterface.  She's also very annoying to hear speak.  Yet these Cameron Diaz bikini pictures from the UK edition of GQ magazine are pretty hot.  Naturally, my brain is confused, but I think I've figured out why these pictures work.

Sources: Naomi Campbell ‘Spat’ at Cops  —  Naomi Campbell was released on bail just after midnight Friday - while London police ponder charges over her alleged airport assault.  —  The supermodel, 37, was arrested shortly after 5 p.m. Thursday, when police were alerted to a disturbance onboard …

WGA, Clooney at odds over credit  —  ‘Leatherheads’ ruling leaves filmmaker cold  —  Aside from bringing back pro football's formative days, “Leatherheads” might be remembered as the film that permanently drove a wedge between George Clooney and the Writers Guild of America.

Hulk Hogan ‘Very Happy’ with New Girlfriend  —  Best known for laying the smack-down, Hulk Hogan showed his softer side this week in Miami Beach - splashing around with new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.  —  “He's very happy,” a source tells PEOPLE.  “He just seems very happy.  His mood has changed.

Forget Firecrotch: Greasy's a Racist, Homophobe  —  Getting taunted by the paparazzi sucks — but it's still no excuse to attack someone with some of the most offensive slurs in the English language.  Paging Michael Richards!  —  One photog was definitely laying into Brandon Davis outside Foxtail …

Joan Van Ark — “Knot” Bad!  —  It looks like gorgeous former “Knots Landing” star Joan Van Ark has been using her nighttime soap correctly!  —  The 64-year-old natural beauty turned up at a Beverly Hills charity event on Thursday, looking a million times better than she did back in December.

Today Might Be The Day  —  It's the wedding of the [year] second!  Everyone seems to think Beyonce and Jay-Z will be married in NYC tonight.  The E-Biz Solange needs to do that s**t.  She's already been banished to a life in the basement, so she might as well go down cackling.