Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures  —  Well, now that Mischa Barton has escaped the clutches of the local jail, I guess we won't be getting any stories about her lesbian prison adventures, but at least we've got some hot Mischa Barton bikini pictures to make up for it.

Joanie Loves ... Orgasms?!  —  Ever wanted to see Joanie Cunningham's O-face?  Trust us, you'll regret it.  —  Erin Moran's crotch spontaneously combusts in this unappetizing footage leaked to TMZ from the “Celebrity Fit Club” bus.  Happy Days indeed!

Nicole Richie's Mom Claims Harlow Has Said “Hi!”  —  Harlow Kate Winter Madden may only be three months old, but she's already burbling out her first words, says grandma.  —  “The other day I was holding her, and Harlow said, ‘Hi!’”  Brenda Richie told Usmagazine.com at the ASCAP Pop Awards in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Lindsay Lohan to go nude in indie movie to prove she's a ‘serious actress’  —  Troubled Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan is planning to appear naked in an low-budget film in an effort to revive her flailing career, it has been claimed.  —  The actress is said to have agreed to strip …

Neil Patrick Harris: Say no to Britney!  —  NEW YORK - If Neil Patrick Harris had his way, Britney Spears would be banned from the set of “How I Met Your Mother.”  —  Nothing against the pop singer personally — he just doesn't think the show should bring guests aboard for a ratings boost alone.

Ryan and ScarJo were lovers, but . . .  Word from spywitnesses is that “The Proposal” star Ryan Reynolds and his galpal, Scarlett Johansson, had a bit of a lovers' spat in the Financial District the other day.  —  According to Someone Who Was There, the Tinseltown lovebirds were walking …

Crazy TV Contraption Predicts “Idol” Losers  —  If you want to place bets on “Idol” in Vegas, we think we found a way you could score millions of bucks.  —  TiVo may have cracked the mystery of who gets kicked off and who doesn't.  Company insiders say they can predict who's not connecting by TiVo usage.

Roseanne: I “Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery”  —  Comedian Roseanne Barr talked to Craig Ferguson Wednesday night and claimed to have had vaginal rejuvenation.  Talking about how she's single, Roseanne told the “Late, Late Show” host, “I went and had vaginal rejuvenation surgery.  No, I did!

Britney gives back!  —  Britney Spears was so touched by Idol Gives Back on Wednesday, April 9, that she donated $25,000 to the cause, Life & Style can exclusively reveal.  —  “She did it all on her own.  She watched the show and cried for like two hours over the children in Africa with malaria …

Kate Hudson's Got An Ass Like That Too!  —  Today we're all about ass here on Hollywood Tuna!  I know it's shocking considering I'm always talking about boobs.  Maybe I'm turning over a new leaf.  First it was Stacey Dash in King Magazine, and now it's Kate Hudson on the set of her movie Bride Wars.

Halle Berry keeps baby under wraps  —  Plus: Did Miley Cyrus have her teeth fixed?  Harrison Ford gets personal  —  The Scoop  —  It looks like we'll be seeing pictures of Halle Berry's post-baby body before we see pictures of the baby.  Berry and Gabriel Aubry's baby, Nahla …

Cruz, Bardem to marry this year?  —  Spanish stars Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are to marry, reports claim.  —  Bardem, who won this year's Best Supporting Actor Oscar for No Country For Old Men, is thought to have proposed last month during a holiday in France.

Paris Seeks Hot Bitches and Fierce Guys  —  While Paris Hilton is off traipsing around the globe with her new loverboy Benji Madden, casting directors were hard at work in New York City trying to find her a new best friend.  —  But the scene outside Nikki Midtown earlier this week …

CBS News, Katie Couric Are Likely to Part Ways  —  Barring a Change, Departure Could Follow the Election;  —  A Successor to Larry King?  —  After two years of record-low ratings, both CBS News executives and people close to Katie Couric say that the “CBS Evening News” …

CBS axes reality show after 1 episode  —  NEW YORK - The secret talents of celebrities will remain hidden.  CBS is axing its new reality show “Secret Talents of the Stars” after only one episode.  —  The first airing Wednesday had former “Star Trek” actor George Takei singing “On the Road Again.”