Lights, Cameron, Action  —  AFTER A YEAR OF SOUL-SEARCHING, HOLLYWOOD'S MOST GORGEOUS GOOF GETS HER GROOVE BACK.  —  Even at the pinnacle of the Hollywood hierarchy, there are many degrees of fame.  Some A-listers can go about their lives relatively unhassled by autograph seekers and tabloid photographers …

Vanilla — No Mrs. Ice for You!  —  Vanilla Ice just left court in Palm Beach County, where Judge Nancy Perez laid down the law....ordering him to stay away from his wife, whom he allegedly pushed last night.  —  Vanilla can phone her, but that's all, folks.

NORM: Larson tells a tale of dating Clooney  —  Sarah Larson cleared up a big mystery on Wednesday: how she ended up in the company of actor George Clooney, one of the world's most eligible bachelors.  —  It was long before the much-reported “Ocean's Thirteen” premiere during CineVegas …

Lance Bass' New Piece  —  Lance Bass is missing the whole point of dating.  The point of dating is to be seen with someone that is at least twice as hot as your last boyfriend.  I don't care if he has a big dick.  Depending on the restaurant, you're not going to be seen dining with his dick.

SERENA WILLIAMS SHOWS OFF WINNING FORM  —  Following yet another win in Florida, Serena Williams treated herself to a day of fun in the sun in Miami Beach yesterday.  —  The tennis ace showed off her athletic physique in a teeny weeny black bikini while catching some rays and waves.  —  Have mercy!

How Much Money Did Singer Miley Cyrus Earn Last Year?  —  Miley Cyrus is one rich teen!  —  The Us Power Girl, 15, earned $18.2 million last year, according to Parade magazine's annual “What People Earn” issue.  —  Knocked Up star Katherine Heigl raked in $11 million, while newly single Carrie Underwood banked $7 million.

We're Not So Over Forgetting Sarah Marshall  —  Forgetting Sarah Marshall seems to be everywhere these days, and last night it was in LA for a big Hollywood premiere.  The entire endearing cast was out for the event and to talk about seeing Jason Segel naked.  Yup.

Rihanna Shocked (Shocked!) by Jay-Z & Beyoncé's Wedding  —  Like many of Jay-Z and Beyoncé Knowles's friends and colleagues, Rihanna had no idea about the happy couple's hush-hush nuptials last week.  —  “I didn't know!”  Rihanna told PEOPLE at the Escada Moon Sparkle/Island Def Jam benefit …

I wish Paul's three girlfriends the best of luck, says Heather Mills in first TV taunt since divorce  —  .... and she reveals she still fights with the judge ‘every day’ in an attempt to get the full court transcripts released  —  Heather Mills today launched an astonishing tirade …

BARBIE BARF  —  Paris Hilton's new reality show should be called “I Want To Be Paris Hilton” .  Heirhead wannabes lined up Tuesday at Nikki Beach in New York for Hilton's new MTV reality series, “Paris Hilton's My New BFF” and it wasn't pretty.  “It looked like Barbie threw up in there,” said our spy.

COURTNEY LOVE - LOVE FUMING OVER CIGARETTE FLIGHT BAN  —  COURTNEY LOVE was banned from travelling on a flight after she was caught openly flouting U.S anti-smoking laws by having a cigarette in airport departure lounge.  —  The star was due to fly to London from Los Angeles on Monday …

FISTS FLY AT HOWARD STERN SHOW  —  SHOCK jock Howard Stern was finally left speechless yesterday after a brawl erupted inside his Sirius Satellite studio between his hard-partying sidekick Artie Lange and Lange's assistant, Teddy, which ended with Lange's quitting the show.

Gatecrasher: Mags biased against Beyonce, Jay-Z?  —  Are the celebrity media racist?  —  A top tabloid editor tells me that Jay-Z and Beyoncé's wedding was played down by the weeklies because “African-Americans don't sell covers.”  —  Of the big five celebrity glossies out midweek …