HARDCORE MARILYN  —  FBI'S MONROE SEX FLICK SOLD FOR $1.5M  —  Some really like it hot.  —  In the sordid tradition of peddling raunchy video footage of celebrities a la Paris Hilton, a long-buried sex movie of Marilyn Monroe recently hit the market, a top collector told The Post.

Heather Mills' wonky cleavage scores low marks as she's booed at Miss USA pageant  —  She's not exactly Miss Congeniality, and if there were a Miss USA Pageant category for fabulous cleavage, Heather Mills would have been passed over for that sash too.  —  The former model's overzealous attempt …

Lindsay Lohan's dad pops off at his ex  —  Lindsay Lohan hasn't bothered to see her grandmother since she was in a serious car accident last month, her father claims.  —  Michael Lohan reveals that's one of the reasons he's reopening his divorce case with ex-wife Dina.

Dr. Phil — Screwed from the Bottom  —  TMZ has learned Dr. Phil's legal document wielding, cash-carrying, tough guy was not a supervising producer on the show.  He was not an assistant producer.  He was not a producer.  He was not even close to being a producer.  He was a production assistant.

Remove Bracelet And Face Death  —  MiserAlba gave guests at her baby shower a lovely leather bracelet with the words “life, love, health, et cetera” written on it.  They were asked to put on the bracelet before saying a prayer together.  Page Six reports the guests were then told not to take off …

Cate Blanchett Welcomes Another Son  —  And baby makes five for Cate Blanchett and her writer-director husband, Andrew Upton.  —  Their third child, son Ignatius Martin, was born Sunday at a Sydney hospital, according to Australian magazine WHO.  Just two days earlier Blanchett had attended her younger sister's university graduation.

Oops!  The moment Sienna Miller's bikini malfunction left her showing a bit TOO much  —  The surf was up in California yesterday, but unfortunately for Sienna Miller, she was caught with her skimpy bikini top down.  —  The actress revealed more than expected as she eagerly raced into the waves …

Britney Had Cosmetic Damage Before Crash  —  Minutes before Britney Spears caused a three car crash on an Saturday night, she was driving the same way most women in L.A. do — putting on her makeup behind the wheel!  —  TMZ spoke with the guy she hit, who says before the accident …

Hayden Panettiere: Hollywood success has made me a recluse  —  Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere has confessed becoming a mega-star has turned her into a virtual recluse.  —  'I don't ever go out,' she says, of her life in Hollywood, where she drives everywhere to avoid being recognised on the street.

Avril Lavigne's Breasts Get the Rub Down  —  Well, what do we have here?  It's Avril Lavigne and her husband (yeah, crazy, I know) Derek Whibly getting frisky during a picnic in the parc.  From Avril Lavigne's breasts to her ass, nothing seemed off limits as the couple enjoyed some very public displays of affection.

Prince William drops his trousers and brother Harry keeps the beers flowing as cousin Peter is given a Wight royal stag do  —  Princes William and Harry are renowned for their love of a good party, but even by their own standards they excelled themselves on their royal cousin's stag do.

Adnan OK After Attack  —  Adnan was attacked and stabbed last night but he is doing OK after receiving medical attention for his wounds.  He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner.  I'm not sure what to make of this considering that he's received more and more death threats in recent weeks.

Rock of Love 2 Winner Ambre Lake Topless In Racy Photos  —  (Amber) Ambre Lake Topless, wins Rock of Love 2, A Reunion for Rock of Love 3?  - Bret Michaels is one of the most enduring rock musicians of the past two decades.  —  He's had a twenty year run as lead singer of the band Poison …

Rush & Molloy: Jolt in shock jock case  —  Wendy Williams may have a different response to her catch phrase, “How ya doin'?!” these days.  —  More WBLS staffers have come forward to corroborate the sexual harassment claims made by a young female talent booker for the shock jock.