HARDCORE MARILYN  —  FBI'S MONROE SEX FLICK SOLD FOR $1.5M  —  Some really like it hot.  —  In the sordid tradition of peddling raunchy video footage of celebrities a la Paris Hilton, a long-buried sex movie of Marilyn Monroe recently hit the market, a top collector told The Post.

Heather Mills' wonky cleavage scores low marks as she's booed at Miss USA pageant  —  She's not exactly Miss Congeniality, and if there were a Miss USA Pageant category for fabulous cleavage, Heather Mills would have been passed over for that sash too.  —  The former model's overzealous attempt …

Lindsay Lohan's dad pops off at his ex  —  Lindsay Lohan hasn't bothered to see her grandmother since she was in a serious car accident last month, her father claims.  —  Michael Lohan reveals that's one of the reasons he's reopening his divorce case with ex-wife Dina.

Dr. Phil — Screwed from the Bottom  —  TMZ has learned Dr. Phil's legal document wielding, cash-carrying, tough guy was not a supervising producer on the show.  He was not an assistant producer.  He was not a producer.  He was not even close to being a producer.  He was a production assistant.

Remove Bracelet And Face Death  —  MiserAlba gave guests at her baby shower a lovely leather bracelet with the words “life, love, health, et cetera” written on it.  They were asked to put on the bracelet before saying a prayer together.  Page Six reports the guests were then told not to take off …

Cate Blanchett Welcomes Another Son  —  And baby makes five for Cate Blanchett and her writer-director husband, Andrew Upton.  —  Their third child, son Ignatius Martin, was born Sunday at a Sydney hospital, according to Australian magazine WHO.  Just two days earlier Blanchett had attended her younger sister's university graduation.

Oops!  The moment Sienna Miller's bikini malfunction left her showing a bit TOO much  —  The surf was up in California yesterday, but unfortunately for Sienna Miller, she was caught with her skimpy bikini top down.  —  The actress revealed more than expected as she eagerly raced into the waves …

Britney Had Cosmetic Damage Before Crash  —  Minutes before Britney Spears caused a three car crash on an Saturday night, she was driving the same way most women in L.A. do — putting on her makeup behind the wheel!  —  TMZ spoke with the guy she hit, who says before the accident …

Hayden Panettiere: Hollywood success has made me a recluse  —  Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere has confessed becoming a mega-star has turned her into a virtual recluse.  —  'I don't ever go out,' she says, of her life in Hollywood, where she drives everywhere to avoid being recognised on the street.

Avril Lavigne's Breasts Get the Rub Down  —  Well, what do we have here?  It's Avril Lavigne and her husband (yeah, crazy, I know) Derek Whibly getting frisky during a picnic in the parc.  From Avril Lavigne's breasts to her ass, nothing seemed off limits as the couple enjoyed some very public displays of affection.

Posh's denim line gets dumped  —  Victoria Beckham may have designs on being a designer, but her latest foray into fashion has just been given the heave-ho by Fred Segal and Kitson.  Posh's dVb denim range is being dropped due to poor sales and a lack of promo work from the Spice Girl herself.

Britney: Chinese Fire Drill Cover-up?  —  Britney Spears didn't break any laws in her fender bender Saturday night — but she may have thought about it.  —  In video shot by CelebTV.com, you can clearly see Britney hop over from the driver's seat to the passenger seat in the aftermath of car crash.

Prince William drops his trousers and brother Harry keeps the beers flowing as cousin Peter is given a Wight royal stag do  —  Princes William and Harry are renowned for their love of a good party, but even by their own standards they excelled themselves on their royal cousin's stag do.