‘HILLS’ LOVERS WANT OWN SHOW  —  AS if the “reality show” disaster of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt couldn't get any more ridiculous, the fame-hungry duo of “The Hills” is now in talks with MTV to hawk its nuptials to the network for a “Newlyweds"-type series.

The Truth Behind Jessica's Hospitalization  —  Jessica Simpson's recent hospital stay was triggered by more than just an “infection.”  A source tells Star the singer was hospitalized after months of hard drinking with beau Tony Romo.  Even more shocking, Jess asked for a pregnancy test!

Beyonce attacks new husband Jay Z at Barack party  —  They've been married 14 whole days, but there's already trouble in paradise for Beyonce and Jay-Z.  —  The newlyweds have had their first lovers' tiff - and naturally we were there to see the sparks fly.

Where did you learn THAT, Cruz Beckham?  —  He may be just three years and two months, but the littlest Beckham is already showing a rebellious streak.  —  A cranky Cruz certainly gave onlookers a piece of his mind as he arrived with his family to celebrate his mother's 34th birthday in LA yesterday.

NOT HER FAITH  —  JASON Beghe isn't the only former Scientologist who wants nothing to do with the church.  Nicole Kidman , a Catholic, has limited contact with her adopted kids by Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor, who are deeply entrenched in Scientology.  At the New...

GARY BUSEY - BUSEY EVICTED  —  Actor GARY BUSEY has been evicted from his Malibu, California home for failing to pay his rent.  —  The Point Break star allegedly owes $50,000 (GBP25,000) in back rent and he's refusing to pay up because he claims “unclean air conditioning vents” were posing a health risk.

Ashlee Simpson: ‘Time Will Tell’ About a Baby  —  A day after Ashlee Simpson gushed about the size of the rock she was given by fiancé Pete Wentz, the singer was flashing it on Friday's Today show.  —  “I feel like a really lucky lady,” a bubbly Simpson, 23, told the program's Matt Lauer …

Oops I did it again: Britney picks up a K-Fed lookalike  —  She may have divorced dancer Kevin Federline, but Britney clearly has a soft spot for this type of guy.  —  The singer and her assistant were spotted picking up a shirtless, K-Fed lookalike at a petrol station in LA on their way to a Beverly Hills' beauty salon.

It's long way from Malawi for David Banda as he dines at ritzy San Lorenzo with mum Madonna  —  He may have moved from poverty-stricken Malawi just two years ago, but little David Banda seemed non-plussed by the attention when mum Madonna showed him off to waiting paparazzi last night.

TYLER EXCLUSIVE - THE CAST OF GI JOE  —  I said these were exclusive but I'm not entirely sure that's true.  I haven't seen them anywhere else, but to be fair, I spend most of my nights updating my computer dating profile to say that I like to “have fun”, and then give examples of different ways we could have fun together.

Suri Cruise Turns 2 Years Old  —  Last year, Suri Cruise celebrated her first birthday with a lunch at her parents' compound in Los Angeles, where members of both the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes clans gathered to dine on pizza and cupcakes from a Beverly Hills bakery.

Hilary Swank Has No Eyebrows  —  Hilary Swank and Richard Gere arrive in Toronto, Canada on Thursday to shoot their new film, Amelia.  —  But where were Hilary's eyebrows??  Did they fly away??  —  Swank, 32, will play the title role in the the upcoming biopic about the famed lost female aviator Amelia Earhart.

Ashanti: I'm Not Slamming Nelly in My Video  —  Is sexy songstress Ashanti's new video for her song “Way That I Love You” a kiss-off to rumored boyfriend Nelly?  After all, in the video, a knife-wielding Ashanti gets sweet revenge on a cheating ex.  —  Ashanti says, “It's not!”