KINKY NEWS NETWORK  —  CNN'S QUEST A VERY ‘KNOTTY’ BOY  —  This is CNN?  Kinky!  —  CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

EXCLUSIVE: Britney Returning to How I Met Your Mother  —  Britney Spears is returning to How I Met Your Mother, a source tells PEOPLE.  —  “The show is ecstatic and so is Britney,” a source said.  “She had so much fun the first time around she really wanted to come back.

Actress Bullock unharmed in Gloucester car crash  —  Sandra Bullock smiled at a 2005 news conference.  —  GLOUCESTER — Movie star Sandra Bullock and her husband were hit in a head-on collision by a drunk driver last night on East Main Street in this seaside town.  —  No one was injured, but both cars were towed.

Dad's the word as Brad and Angelina plan secret wedding  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a secret summer wedding - and the event could lead to a reconciliation between Angelina and her estranged actor father Jon Voight.  —  A famously private couple, Brad and Angelina have shunned …

Dry Another Day: Bond's Aston Martin crashes into lake - on its way to movie set  —  As the £134,000 Aston Martin plunged into Lake Garda, onlookers might have been forgiven for thinking they were watching filming for the new James Bond movie.  —  In fact, they weren't far wrong.

Jessica & BF — In Search of a Million Bucks  —  Rob Lowe's accuser was secretly on the hunt for $1.5 million from the actor.  Guess what, her boyfriend was also on the hunt for a cool mil to jump start his business.  —  Jessica Gibson, Lowe's former nanny who claims Robbie boy was playin …

Bush appears on ‘Deal’ to thank a contestant (and war vet)  —  NEW YORK - A presidential thank-you is part of the deal for a contestant on NBC's game show, “Deal or No Deal,” when President Bush makes a surprise appearance.  —  The episode, airing Monday, features Capt. Joseph Kobes …

Suri Cruise'S 2nd Birthday Party: An Inside Look  —  As could be expected, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes helped celebrate daughter Suri's 2nd birthday in style - throwing a shindig for family and friends with a barbeque and childrens party.  —  Held on Friday evening (April 18) …

Jen Aniston Becomes One of Oprah's Big Givers  —  Oprah Winfrey and Jennifer Aniston  —  It just makes sense: Big Give brings Big Stars.  Jennifer Aniston is the latest A-lister to join Oprah Winfrey on the season finale of her hit ABC charity show.  —  “I wouldn't miss it …

Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz splits with Gerard Butler  —  It hasn't been a good week for poor Cameron Diaz.  —  Less than a week after the death of her beloved father, the Hollywood starlet faces further heartache - after splitting with new fella, Gerard Butler.

Halle Berry Wants Another Oscar  —  Halle Berry popped out baby Nahla Areola (it's Ariela, but I like Areola better) a little more than a month ago and she's already getting back to work.  Somebody's got to pay the bills around there.  Halle will produce and star in the psychological drama “Frankie & Alice” reports Variety.