Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Hit Victoria Beckham's 34th Birthday  —  It was one birthday celebration after another for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes this weekend!  —  Daughter Suri turned 2 on Friday.  A four-tiered yellow cake with flowers, butterflies and green trim from Sweet Lady Jane …

The Genius of Gossip Girl  —  How a wunderkind producer, seven tabloid-ready stars, an army of bloggers, and a nation of texting tweenagers are changing the way we watch television.  —  Blake Lively getting ready to film a scene.  —  B  —  efore you see them, you can hear them.

Save Our Dogs!  —  This wonky bitch got herself another reality show.  Paris will reportedly star in a show about pet grooming.  For.  Real.  Wonky has signed a deal with Britain's Living TV to star in “Paris' Pooches,” in which she will manage a pet grooming business on Bond Street in London.

Daniel Radcliffe searches for Australian magical mystery girl  —  Exclusive by Charles Miranda and Lachlan Cartwright  —  IT reads like a Hollywood film script.  Famous rich boy sees not-so-famous girl across a room, their gaze lovingly locks but the girl is suddenly whisked away and that's the last time he sees her.

LOSER'S LINE  —  SHIA LaBeouf may be a full-fledged movie star, but it's not enough to impress the picky types who hold court at hotspot Beatrice Inn.  One recent night, spies say LaBeouf was “desperately seeking a lady . . . but none of the hipster hotties were standing for it.”

Cameron Diaz Gets Support from Justin Timberlake  —  Cameron Diaz got some friendly support from her exes Justin Timberlake and John Mayer as her family held a memorial service for her late father Sunday.  —  Emilio Diaz, 58, died of pneumonia Tuesday morning.

Pete Doherty loses home after spraying blood over walls  —  He's broke, banged up in jail and now Pete Doherty has been kicked out of his house after spraying blood all over the walls.  —  The jailed junkie is thousands of pounds in debt.  Now he has been evicted from his sprawling nine-bedroom mansion …

Jamie Lynn Baby Bumpin'  —  Jamie Lynn Spears lil' bump is growin' y'all!  —  The 17-year-old Nickelodeon star spent her day in McComb, Mississippi [studying for her SATs] shopping.  Brit's kid sister will reportedly debut the newest member of the Spears family sometime this summer.  —  See Also

The Alien Twins Venture Into The Night  —  I don't think anyone would notice if Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes switched outfits.  Katie Holmes is only a few steps closer to becoming Tommy's clone.  —  Tommy would look better in Katie's dress though.  His moobs would fill it out more.

Kristin Cavallari to Star in Sex Comedy  —  Kristin Cavallari is headed back to work.  —  The Laguna Beach alum will appear in the indie Wild Cherry, co-starring Rob Schneider and Rumer Willis.  —  The ensemble comedy centers around a high school senior who plans to lose her virginity …

Tidbits: Jessica gives up the glam for her man  —  Plus: Fame impacts Reese and Ryan's kids; Hayden says Paris is a genius  —  When she's not putting on the ritz for work, Jessica Simpson leaves the makeup and fashion of her diva days behind.  Life & Style reports it's her romance …

Miley Cyrus Bra Flashing Pictures  —  Oh my, Miley Cyrus is at it again.  We've seen Miley Cyrus flashing her panties, and before that we saw some “Scandalous” Miley Cyrus bikini pictures, and now we've got Miley Cyrus flashing her bra.  You know, just for the fun of it.

Mischa Barton Has Bulgy Eyes  —  Mischa Barton bulges her eyes for photogs at the Diesel Ginza Flagship Store Opening Party at Conrad Tokyo on Monday in Tokyo, Japan.  —  The 22-year-old former O.C. star sure loves the whole bug-eyed look... just like Jonathan Rhys Meyers!

Miley Makes Sexy Time for Camera — Again!  —  Holy Hannah's Montanas!  Pics of the scruffy-voiced, fast-talking FIFTEEN-YEAR OLD flashing her bit parts and making her best jail-bait sexy face have popped up on the Internet.... again.  —  While she's not shaving her head — yet …