EXCLUSIVE: Beyoncé & Jay-Z File Signed Marriage License  —  Beyoncé and Jay-Z are mum, but their paperwork is doing the talking for them: The couple filed their signed wedding license Friday in Scarsdale, N.Y., PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively.

Lindsay Lohan's Facebook Page  —  Our favorite cocaine-dappled redhead, actress Lindsay Lohan, has a Facebook profile!  But it's undercover... She goes by the name “Lindsay Ronson,” using the last name of her friend (girlfriend perhaps??), DJ Samantha Ronson.

Connor Cruise to Hit the Big Screen  —  Following in his parents' footsteps, Connor Cruise will make his film debut in the upcoming Will Smith drama Seven Pounds, PEOPLE has learned.  —  Connor, 13 - who has grown up around movie sets with mom Nicole Kidman and dad Tom Cruise - will play a young version of Smith in a very minor role.

McGregor fine after cancer scare  —  Actor Ewan McGregor says he is “fine” after having a cancerous mole removed from just below his right eye.  —  The 37-year-old, best known for the Star Wars prequels and Trainspotting, said doctors removed several moles on after he went for a check-up.

Richie Sambora Charged  —  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Richie Sambora has been charged with two counts of DUI — but he was not charged with child endangerment.  —  The DUI counts are driving with a .08 or higher, and driving under the influence.  —  We're told Sambora had a blood alcohol level of .13.

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: See Who Is Gay on Gossip Girl!  —  Blogs were recently abuzz that one of the characters on the CW show Gossip Girl will admit he's gay.  —  In the above clip, Kelly Rutherford — who plays the mother of Serena (Blake Lively) — told Usmagazine.com exclusively at a Sylvania event …

Miley Cyrus Signs Seven-Figure Book Deal  —  Miley Cyrus has signed a seven-figure book deal with Disney Book Group, the teen star's publisher announced Tuesday.  —  The book will focus on the 15-year-old's road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international star …

I don't want kids, they would make me feel violated, says Mariah Carey  —  Her diva demands and well-known love of excess is usually guaranteed to send even the most accommodating celebrity haunts into a frenzy.  —  So staff may be breathing a sigh of relief that pop princess Mariah Carey …

NATALIE PORT-A-POTTY  —  She may be an international movie star, but this impudent pooch can't tell the difference between Natalie Portman and a fire hydrant.  —  The “Star Wars” cutie was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run.

Paula Abdul: I Want to Dance With the Stars!  —  As if being a judge on American Idol isn't enough for singer (and dancer, and choreographer) Paula Abdul, she now tells OK! that there's a possibility she might be crossing to the other side of the table to compete on the next season of Dancing With the Stars!

Driver Who Hit Sandra Bullock ‘Relieved No One Was Injured’  —  Lucille Gatchell (left) and Sandra Bullock  —  Lucille Gatchell, the 64-year-old alleged drunk driver from Gloucester, Mass., who hit Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Friday night, was arraigned Tuesday in District Court.

Jessica Simpson And Tony Romo Probably Had Sex Saturday Night  —  Jessica Simpson celebrated Tony Romo's birthday this past weekend by singing to him"Happy Birthday" and then eating cake off his face.  What wasn't reported is that Tony, the lucky son of a bitch that he is, probably got laid that night too.

“A.I.” Song List — It'll Be a Gay Ol' Night  —  Tonight the musical stylings of Andrew Lloyd Webber get the “Idol” treatment.  Don't cry for me, Archuleta!  TMZ moles have once again obtained the wannabes' song list.  Unfortunately for one of these karaoke all-stars, the fat lady is warming up for her solo too!

Larry King and CNN Agree to Contract Extension  —  Exclusive: Sources tell TVNewser that CNN and Larry King have agreed to a contract extension, which will keep the anchor with the network through 2010, beyond his 77th birthday.  —  A recent New York Times story speculating …