THE NUDIE BLUES  —  DAD ‘MORTIFIED’ BY MILEY PHOTO  —  By AMY GREEN in Orlando, Fla., and ERIC LENKOWITZ in New York  —  Billy Ray Cyrus suffered an achy breaky heart when he saw the seminude shots of his superstar daughter, Miley - a k a “Hannah Montana” - that were taken after he left the Vanity Fair shoot.

Giving them more: Gym-goers nearly get an eyeful from Britney Spears dressed in just a towel  —  Britney Spears gives onlookers a shock as she wanders into a hotel gym in nothing but a towel.  —  Thankfully, the Gimme More singer wasn't having another chaotic episode …

Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag Pose Together for Rolling Stone  —  Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad agreed to put away their cat claws - for one day at least - to pose for the new cover of Rolling Stone.  —  They didn't stand next to each other (Audrina Patridge got between them, while Whitney Port stood on Conrad's other side).

Supposed Hendrix Sex Tape Is Offered  —  LOS ANGELES — In a twist on the recent string of sex tapes of Hollywood's young stars, Vivid Entertainment plans to release what it says is a film from the vaults of classic rock: a sex film supposedly of Jimi Hendrix.

‘I was crazy for Tom Cruise - and we had a fling,’ admits Cher, 16 years his senior  —  Cher has spoken frankly about how she was once “crazy” for Tom Cruise.  —  The singer had a brief relationship with the actor, 16 years her junior, at the start of his career.  —  Scroll down for more...

Spitzer call girl sues ‘Girls Gone Wild’ for $10 million  —  MIAMI - The call girl linked to the downfall of former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer sued the founder of the “Girls Gone Wild” series on Monday for $10 million, claiming he exploited her image and name to advertise the racy videos.

Gwyneth: ‘Iron Man is my first pay cheque in six years’  —  Gwyneth Paltrow's pay cheque for Iron Man will be her first in six years, the Hollywood actress has revealed.  —  The star said she got sick of making big budget films and started opting for smaller, independent projects …

Actor Jim Carrey dons white jeans, fake tan, and a tight T-shirt for ‘gay’ film role  —  These are the first pictures of a very camp-looking Carrey in character for his role in prison break comedy I Love You Phillip Morris.  —  Dressed in a tight black T-shirt, white jeans …

HULK HOGAN'S LOTION LOVING AFTERNOON  —  While enjoying some fun in the sun poolside at an LA hotel today, Hulk Hogan got uncomfortably close to his daughter Brooke while applying suntan lotion to her bikini-clad body.  —  Crossing the boundary of normal father/daughter behaviour …

Spears' Parenting Skills Scrutinized  —  The verdict is in on the Britster's parenting know-how.  —  But we're just going to have to wait a little bit longer to find out if she gets a thumbs up or thumbs down from the court.  —  E! News has confirmed that a child custody evaluation report detailing …

First look: Kitschy ‘Land of the Lost’ gets a modern makeover  —  Get back!  It's a Sleestak attack!  —  Fans of the kitschy adventure series Land of the Lost will remember these villainous lizard creatures with the single horn and giant eyes.  The latest evolution of the species is preparing …

Pamela Anderson ‘Cracks the Whip’ on Politicians  —  Good news, patriots!  Pamela Anderson is a bona fide U.S. citizen.  —  The Canadian-born performer confirms on her Web site that she has officially been awarded citizenship.  —  Her first act as a newly minted American?

Soccer Star Plays Ball — With Three Transvestites  —  Brazilian futbol star Ronaldo has been caught playing in his own personal “Crying Game.”  —  The 31-year-old AC Milan forward claims he's become a victim of extortion after he unknowingly took three transvestite prostitutes back to his Rio motel on Monday.

Mel Gibson returns for ‘Darkness’  —  Actor back onscreen with ‘Edge’  —  Mel Gibson has committed to star in “Edge of Darkness,” marking his first starring role in a feature film since he headlined “Signs” and “We Were Soldiers” in 2002.  —  Martin Campbell will direct the feature adaptation …

Yes, That's Brooke's Ass  —  Maybe I'm a prude or old-fashioned, but I would never let any of my relatives rub sunscreen into my buttocks.  Sorry, I'd rather have burned ass.  My ass has been through worse anyway.  —  Hulk Hogan gave his daughter, Brooke, a rubdown of sunscreen while they lounged around a Los Angeles pool yesterday.

Salma Hayek Has a Beard  —  Salma Hayek sports a fake beard on the set of her latest film, Cirque du Freak at New Orleans City Park in Louisiana late last week.  —  Women with beards?  Not attractive.  —  Salma, 41, was seen on set with her daughter, Valentina Pinault, 7 months.