“CSI” Star Popped for Heroin, Coke, Ecstasy  —  “CSI's” Gary Dourdan was busted in Palm Springs yesterday on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs.  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the actor was asleep in his car at 5:21 AM when they approached the vehicle and made the bust.

THE NUDIE BLUES  —  DAD ‘MORTIFIED’ BY MILEY PHOTO  —  By AMY GREEN in Orlando, Fla., and ERIC LENKOWITZ in New York  —  Billy Ray Cyrus suffered an achy breaky heart when he saw the seminude shots of his superstar daughter, Miley - a k a “Hannah Montana” - that were taken after he left the Vanity Fair shoot.

Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape!!!  Gives Good Headband  —  TMZ has obtained the 40-year-old sex tape featuring Jimi Hendrix and two brunettes.....shot decades before sex tapes were all the rage.  —  The tape is up close, personal and raunchy.  A rock 'n roll memorabilia collector found it and sold it to Vivid Entertainment.

Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag Pose Together for Rolling Stone  —  Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad agreed to put away their cat claws - for one day at least - to pose for the new cover of Rolling Stone.  —  They didn't stand next to each other (Audrina Patridge got between them, while Whitney Port stood on Conrad's other side).

Yes, That's Brooke's Ass  —  Maybe I'm a prude or old-fashioned, but I would never let any of my relatives rub sunscreen into my buttocks.  Sorry, I'd rather have burned ass.  My ass has been through worse anyway.  —  Hulk Hogan gave his daughter, Brooke, a rubdown of sunscreen while they lounged around a Los Angeles pool yesterday.

Giving them more: Gym-goers nearly get an eyeful from Britney Spears dressed in just a towel  —  Britney Spears gives onlookers a shock as she wanders into a hotel gym in nothing but a towel.  —  Thankfully, the Gimme More singer wasn't having another chaotic episode …

Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff Split  —  Mario Lopez and Dancing with the Stars pro dancer Karina Smirnoff have recently split, a source confirms to PEOPLE.  —  The couple, who met during Dancing's third season, never publicly acknowledged their relationship despite the fact that the pair …

First look: Kitschy ‘Land of the Lost’ gets a modern makeover  —  Get back!  It's a Sleestak attack!  —  Fans of the kitschy adventure series Land of the Lost will remember these villainous lizard creatures with the single horn and giant eyes.  The latest evolution of the species is preparing …

Mindy McCready weeps as she confirms affair with ‘kind and caring’ Roger Clemens  —  Barricaded behind tightly drawn blinds at her Nashville home Monday, country singer Mindy McCready confirmed a long-term affair with embattled pitcher Roger Clemens.  —  “I cannot refute anything in the story …

Actor Jim Carrey dons white jeans, fake tan, and a tight T-shirt for ‘gay’ film role  —  These are the first pictures of a very camp-looking Carrey in character for his role in prison break comedy I Love You Phillip Morris.  —  Dressed in a tight black T-shirt, white jeans …

Elliot Spitzer's hooker Ashley Dupre suing over Girls Gone Wild photos  —  Elliot Spitzer's hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre is suing Joe Francis and his Girls Gone Wild franchise for over $10 million in damages for releasing photo stills from a tape she made in 2003 when she was just 17.

Pamela Anderson ‘Cracks the Whip’ on Politicians  —  Good news, patriots!  Pamela Anderson is a bona fide U.S. citizen.  —  The Canadian-born performer confirms on her Web site that she has officially been awarded citizenship.  —  Her first act as a newly minted American?