Lindsay to Liquor Industry: You're Full of Schlitz  —  Lindsay Lohan is on the attack after the liquor industry splashed a full-page ad in USA TODAY, crapping on Ignition interlock devices which keep drunk drivers off the road.  —  The ad, published in USA TODAY, claims the devices are good for Lindsay …

Tom Cruise to Oprah: I Have Been “Misunderstood”  —  In the first part of his interview with Oprah Winfrey (airing Friday), Tom Cruise reveals that he jumped on her couch in 2005 because he was so in love with Katie Holmes and couldn't contain himself.  —  Winfrey confessed that the incident caught her by surprise.

Britney's heading home — for Jamie Lynn's baby shower!  —  Britney Spears is heading home today for a big reunion with her younger sister, Jamie Lynn, an insider tells Life & Style exclusively.  The occasion?  Jamie Lynn's baby shower!  —  Britney is leaving LA today to arrive in Kentwood …

Mariah Obtained Marriage License in Caribbean  —  Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's whirlwind romance took an official turn when the singer obtained a marriage license on the Caribbean island of Eleuthera, a source confirms to PEOPLE.  —  According to marriage requirements for the Bahamas …

Paula Abdul: ‘No One Understands Me’  —  Paula Abdul showed her sense of humor Thursday night and joked about her recent “second song” gaffe.  —  “No one understands me,” Abdul, 45, said in a speech at Lupus L.A.'s Orange Ball, presenting an award to prominent L.A. physician Daniel Wallace.

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: That's Faux-Biz!  —  Digg It De.licio.us RSS print email  —  It was among the most transparent “blind items” in history: “Which weekly glossy just signed a megamillion-dollar contract with a certain annoying celebrity couple?”  The New York Daily News asked in its April 20 gossip column.

Dakota Fanning grows up overnight  —  14 year-old child actress Dakota Fanning made an appearance at a ball for Lupus LA yesterday and she looked years older than the last time I remember seeing her.  She has her braces off and she's absolutely beautiful.  The last event photos I could find …

Mark Ronson: Amy Winehouse unfit to work on new music  —  Troubled Amy Winehouse is unfit to work on any new music projects, according to her producer and friend Mark Ronson.  —  The pair were supposed to be recording the theme tune for the next James Bond film, The Quantam of Solace.

Britney Spears Offers Advice to Miley Cyrus  —  Britney Spears has reportedly offered her advice on being a young star to Miley Cyrus.  Cyrus is currently in the center of photo scandal.  The 15-year-old Hannah Montana star says she is “embarrassed” of the Vanity Fair photo shoot in which she appears to be partially nude.

Is Ugly Betty engaged?  America Ferrera shows off a new diamond ring  —  If her character is anything to go by, Ugly Betty star America Ferrera is doomed when it comes to finding love.  But offscreen it seems she has rather more luck.  —  After denying engagement rumours in the past …

Another ‘Lost’ Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?  —  As everyone knows by now, watching Lost is akin to having Damon Lindelof mount a stepladder week in and week out, and proceed to engage in vigorous intercourse with the squishy contents of your skull.

Elisha Cuthbert Gets Passed Around The NHL  —  So it looks like Elisha Cuthbert gets passed around the NHL more than a hockey puck.  Here she is with Dion Phaneuf from the Calgary Flames.  Now I'm not 100% sure that's him since his face looks like it's taken more hits than Lindsay Lohan's …

Sarah Silverman: ‘Me and Jimmy Have It Good’  —  Ah, forget Matt Damon.  Sarah Silverman's still (bleeping) Jimmy Kimmel.  —  “I'll be honest, we have it good,” Silverman tells PEOPLE of her five-year relationship with the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live!  —  But don't expect the couple to hit the altar anytime soon.

I'M NO PICTURE PIMP - USHER  —  FINALLY, there's one celebrity who refuses to cash in on parenthood by selling baby pictures to a magazine.  “In no way would I ever pimp out my child for money,” Usher told Page Six.  —  The pop singer - upset by rumors he was trying to sell photos of his infant son …

Chelsea party with porn star  —  CHELSEA stars celebrated their Champions League win over Liverpool last night with an X-rated guest.  —  Porn queen JENNA JAMESON was partying in Chinawhite when the Chelsea players strolled in, still buzzing from their historic victory only hours earlier.