Lindsay to Liquor Industry: You're Full of Schlitz  —  Lindsay Lohan is on the attack after the liquor industry splashed a full-page ad in USA TODAY, crapping on Ignition interlock devices which keep drunk drivers off the road.  —  The ad, published in USA TODAY, claims the devices are good for Lindsay …

Tom Cruise to Oprah: I Have Been “Misunderstood”  —  In the first part of his interview with Oprah Winfrey (airing Friday), Tom Cruise reveals that he jumped on her couch in 2005 because he was so in love with Katie Holmes and couldn't contain himself.  —  Winfrey confessed that the incident caught her by surprise.

Britney's heading home — for Jamie Lynn's baby shower!  —  Britney Spears is heading home today for a big reunion with her younger sister, Jamie Lynn, an insider tells Life & Style exclusively.  The occasion?  Jamie Lynn's baby shower!  —  Britney is leaving LA today to arrive in Kentwood …

Winehouse, Ronson scrap Bond theme plans  —  Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson have halted their plans to record a Bond theme together.  —  The pair were set to provide a song for Quantum of Solace, the next movie in the 007 series, but music producer Ronson has now claimed that Winehouse is in no fit state to continue with the project.

Mariah Obtained Marriage License in Caribbean  —  Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's whirlwind romance took an official turn when the singer obtained a marriage license on the Caribbean island of Eleuthera, a source confirms to PEOPLE.  —  According to marriage requirements for the Bahamas …

More than just friends: Bikini-clad Jennifer Aniston cosies up to tattooed singer John Mayer in Miami  —  Hollywood's most famous singleton Jennifer Aniston may just have found love again.  —  The Friends star, who has had in a string of failed relationships since her divorce from Brad Pitt in 2005 …

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: That's Faux-Biz!  —  Digg It De.licio.us RSS print email  —  It was among the most transparent “blind items” in history: “Which weekly glossy just signed a megamillion-dollar contract with a certain annoying celebrity couple?”  The New York Daily News asked in its April 20 gossip column.

Another ‘Lost’ Mystery: How Does The Island Affect Body Hair?  —  As everyone knows by now, watching Lost is akin to having Damon Lindelof mount a stepladder week in and week out, and proceed to engage in vigorous intercourse with the squishy contents of your skull.

EXCLUSIVE: ‘The Wackness’ Poster Premiere!  —  Cinematical is absolutely stoked to have received this exclusive poster for The Wackness (click on the image to enlarge), which just enjoyed its New Yawk premiere at the 2008 Tribeca Film Festival earlier this week.

Dakota Fanning grows up overnight  —  14 year-old child actress Dakota Fanning made an appearance at a ball for Lupus LA yesterday and she looked years older than the last time I remember seeing her.  She has her braces off and she's absolutely beautiful.  The last event photos I could find …

Elisha Cuthbert Gets Passed Around The NHL  —  So it looks like Elisha Cuthbert gets passed around the NHL more than a hockey puck.  Here she is with Dion Phaneuf from the Calgary Flames.  Now I'm not 100% sure that's him since his face looks like it's taken more beatings than Lindsay Lohan's …