Ugly Lindsay!  —  LiLo is obvs not ugly, but she WILL be guest starring on ABC's Ugly Betty!  —  The 21-year-old's first day of shooting was yesterday - Variety reports that Lindsay will appear on the series' season finale, not to mention five episodes of next season as Betty Suarez's old schoolmate.

Access Exclusive: ‘CSI’ Star Gary Dourdan Issues Statement Over Arrest  —  “CSI” star Gary Dourdan has issued a statement to Access Hollywood over his arrest in Palm Springs last weekend.  —  Dourdan was arrested in the early hours of Monday morning in Palm Springs, for drug possession …

Miley Thanks Fans for ‘Support’  —  A week after her controversial Vanity Fair portrait was revealed, Miley Cyrus rocked the stage - and thanked her fans - at the Disney Channel Games concert Saturday night.  —  “I hope you had an awesome time,” Cyrus told the crowd after performing her set.

Ronson scraps Wino Bond duet  —  AMY WINEHOUSE has had to stop recording the new 007 theme because she is such a wreck, it emerged yesterday.  —  Her producer pal MARK RONSON revealed he pulled the plug on studio sessions after being infuriated by her erratic behaviour.

You Know You Want It  —  Don't laugh.  This is what Lindsay Lohan is going to look like in 2 years.  —  It's Carrot Bottom with some poor girl at CatHouse in Las Vegas last night.  I'm sure she was disappointed when she discovered Carrot Bottom's baby carrot.  With that being said, I'd hit it.

Britney Spears Returns Home to Kentwood  —  Britney Spears is home again: The pop star left California on Friday and returned to her hometown of Kentwood, La. - her first trip back since before her hospitalization and custody battles of the past year, a source tells PEOPLE.

Rob Lowe Accuser Also Nanny for Shanna Moakler  —  Laura Boyce, the second nanny accusing Rob Lowe and his wife of sexual harassment, also babysits for reality TV star Shanna Moakler.  —  “I've been friends with Laura for the past ten years - before she was my nanny - and I completely stand by her,” Moakler tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Winona Ryder's Smoothie Sailing  —  Winona Ryder had a smile on her face and Jamba Juice in her hand shopping at her friend Marc Jacobs' NYC store on Thursday.  Mmmm, delicious.  Miss Ryder has been laying low since the questionable late March rumor she was caught shoplifting again, but it's good to see that she seems in high spirits.

Brad & Angelina Enter Helicopter Heaven  —  MORE HERE!  »  —  Brad & Angelina Enter Helicopter Heaven  —  SAT, 03 MAY 2008  —  Brad Pitt carries daughter Zahara, 3, while talking to pregnant partner Angelina Jolie and an elderly gentleman in the south of France on Saturday.

Exclusive: Witness to testify she had a threesome with R. Kelly, victim  —  A woman is set to testify at R. Kelly's upcoming child pornography trial that she had a three-way sexual encounter with Kelly and the allegedly underage girl shown in the video at the heart of the case.

F**K ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY I'M SICK OF YALL S**T!!!  —  Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show.  For what?!  To try and throw ya'll two cents in?  Ya'll rated my album s**tty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+.  What's a B+ mean?  I'm an extremist.  It's either pass or fail!

Clergyman: I Presided Over Mariah & Nick's Wedding  —  Bishop Clifford Petty of the National Church of God in the Caribbean confirmed to PEOPLE that he presided over the wedding of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon.  —  Petty provided no details except to say that he did not give a sermon.