Playmate Miley?  —  Miley Cyrus stirred up controversy with her infamous topless-esque Vanity Fair photo shoot, and Playboy king Hugh Hefner took notice!  —  “Extra” caught up with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion last night as Jayde Nicole was honored as the 2008 Playmate of the Year.

Britney Spears polishes up for dinner date with Las Vegas billionaire  —  Britney Spears arrived for dinner date in Beverly Hills last night looking calm and surprisingly well-groomed in a sign she's slowly piecing back together her life.  —  The usually dishevelled mother-of-two polished …

Bitch Please  —  Mischa Barton is STILL talking about those pictures of her thighs looking like a yeast infection.  She's screaming reverse photoshop!  Yup, they used the oatmeal tool on her.  —  Mischa's pr bitch told Rush & Molloy, “Those photos are doctored.

Surveillance  —  Sexy Eva Mendes brought some good old-fashioned va-va-voom to Wednesday's Linked Against Leukemia gala at Capitale.  —  Lindsay Lohan getting her drink on at the Crown Lounge in L.A. with “The Hills” hottie Lauren Conrad.  “They were doing shots of tequila …

Jam session as Amy Winehouse wanders the motorway when traffic grinds to a halt  —  Where Amy Winehouse goes, chaos follows.  —  The troubled star caused something of a spectacle on the M40 today after she found herself stuck in a traffic jam.  —  Not content to sit patiently in her car …

Another Baby for Tom and Katie?  —  Do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a joint production in the works?  —  We don't mean the movie kind, either: We hear they want to have another a baby.  —  According to friends who schmoozed with the Cruises in New York earlier this week …

Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Party in New York City  —  Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon stepped out together Thursday night for the first time since their surprise wedding in the Bahamas last week.  —  The couple hit up Time magazine's 100 Most Influential People in the World party in New York City.

Donnie Darko sequel S. Darko starts shooting May 18  —  UK-based sales company Velvet Octopus will be launching sales in Cannes for S. Darko, billed as the sequel to the 2001 cult hit Donnie Darko.  Fox has already taken North American rights.  —  Daviegh Chase reprises her role as Donnie's younger sister.

Jessica: I'll Be Ashlee's Maid of Honor  —  While her little sister's wedding plans remain shrouded in secrecy, Jessica Simpson revealed one detail: She's the maid of honor!  —  “Of course,” the 27-year-old told PEOPLE when asked if she'll be standing next to Ashlee on her big day.

Nick Hogan Gets Eight Months in the Slammer  —  Nick Hogan and his family [are just about to arrive] have arrived at a Pinellas County courtroom and, as we reported yesterday, Nick will throw himself at the mercy of the court, pleading either not guilty or no contest to the felony charge …

George Clooney once propositioned by Roseanne, it, uh, didn't work  —  George Clooney sat down with Rolling Stone movie critic Peter Travers Wednesday night for a special screening of Leatherheads.  During the Q & A, The Chinned One discussed his acting past and his experiences on the set …

Paris Loves Dave, Hockey, Benji, and Her New BFF  —  Feud, schmeud, for the third time since October, Paris Hilton stopped by Letterman last night.  See, she doesn't need a new BFF, she's got Dave!  She was on the show to promote Paris Hilton's My New Best Friend and all her other endeavors.

Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith enjoy a girly day out... but who knew they were such big friends?  —  Who knew that veteran actresses Sharon Stone and Melanie Griffith were friends?  —  Well everyone does after the pair enjoyed a very public girly day together out in Hollywood with the paparazzi in tow.

Sarah Jessica Parker: “My Son Only Wears Hand-Me-Downs”  —  Sarah Jessica Parker: fashionista.  Her son?  Not so much.  —  “[James Wilkie, 5,] only wears hand-me-downs because I've got all these older nephews,” Parker, 43, says in the newest issue of Parade magazine.

Wrong  —  Have you been looking for the perfect tacky ass outfit for your 6-year-old daughter to work the ho track in?  Well, House of Derriere has the answer to all your problems!  Beyonce and Mama Knowles really do think about the needs of everyone.  —  PopGumbo had this to say about …

Girl on Girl on Drugs?  —  To the surprise of no one, Tila Tequila's skanky “Shot at Love” season one makeout partner, Brandi Ryan, was arrested last night.  Dranks to that!  —  OC Sheriffs popped the sapphic skeeze for felony possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.